turtlespeed 226 #1 August 28, 2006 A Texan, a Frenchman and an Israeli are on a plane flying over the Pacific Ocean when the engines stop functioning. The plane crash lands on a Pacific Island and the 3 are immediately captured by a tribe of cannibals and taken to their village. The Chief tells the 3 captives that these cannibals are civilized and they have a custom on their island that before they eat anyone, they grant that person his or her last wishes? no matter what they are. He asks the Texan, "What is your last wish?" The Texan replies:" I want a 2 inch thick steak with all the trimmings, Cajun fries and a case of Bud." The Chief motions to some of his tribesmen who immediately run into the jungle and come back with the steak, the fries and the beer. The Texan eats his meal and he is thrown in the pot. The Frenchman is asked: "What is your last wish?" He replies: "I'd like a case of Dom Perignon and I'd also like a big plate of escargots cooked in the French manner." The Chief motions to his tribesmen who immediately rush off into the jungle and bring back everything the Frenchman asked for. He eats and drinks his fill, and he is then thrown in the pot. The Chief turns to the Israeli and asks, "And what is your wish?" The Israeli looks the Chief squarely in the eyes and replies: "I want you to kick me in the behind as hard as you can." The Chief is bewildered and asks the Israeli again, only to receive the same reply. "I want you to kick me in the behind as hard as you can." The Chief shrugs his shoulders, asks the Israeli to turn around, and kicks him as hard as he can. With that the Israeli pulls out a gun and kills the Chief and all of the other cannibals. The Texan and the Frenchman get out of the pot, look at the Israeli and say: "If you had that gun, why didn't you do anything sooner?" The Israeli replies: "What? And risk being condemned by the UN, EU and the State Department for 'overreacting' to insufficient provocation?"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #2 August 28, 2006 A Texan, a Frenchman and an Israeli are on a plane flying over the Pacific Ocean when the engines stop functioning. The plane crash lands on a Pacific Island and the 3 manage to survive. A few days later a rescue boat lands and a crew with supplies gets out. The Texan takes out a gun, shoots the crew and shoots the French guy. Then he empties the gun into the boat's engine. "What the hell did you do that for?" asks the Israeli. "They might have been cannibals," says the Texan. He reloads the gun and fixes his gaze on the Israeli. "You don't support cannibals, do you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steveorino 7 #3 August 28, 2006 The boat's engines was a cannibal??? As a born and bred Texan I can say no self respecting Texan would waste ammo doing that . Too many other things he could shoot. steveOrino Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #4 August 28, 2006 >The boat's engines was a cannibal??? Oh, so now you support cannibals too? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #5 August 28, 2006 So I guess Texaphopia is OK on this site is it? A bit of a double standard don't you think? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #6 August 28, 2006 >So I guess Texaphopia is OK on this site is it? Of course. Texaphobia, islamophobia, arabaphobia, liberalophobia - all specifically OK. From the rules at the top of the page: ". . There is no rule prohibiting attacks against groups or non-DZ.commers. Organized religions, political parties, celebrities, presidents, and countries are all fair game. If such posts will upset you, do not read or post to this forum." (BTW before people start in with the political correctness nonsense, the original post was a _joke._) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #7 August 28, 2006 Quote (BTW before people start in with the political correctness nonsense, the original post was a _joke._) but with a clear message, whereas yours was could be read either as a Bush swipe, or a texas joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 August 28, 2006 Quote (BTW before people start in with the political correctness nonsense, the original post was a _joke._) But the subsequent replies don't even have a chance at being one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #9 August 28, 2006 > A few days later a rescue boat lands and a crew with supplies gets out. The Texan takes out a gun, shoots the crew and shoots the French guy. Then he empties the gun into the boat's engine. Shooting the French guy might have been justified, however shooting the boat engine is just over the top. That there could have been a good fishing boat, and now he go messing everything up. Must of be one of them there transplant Texeans from the North East. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #10 August 28, 2006 >Shooting the French guy might have been justified, however >shooting the boat engine is just over the top. That there could have >been a good fishing boat, and now he go messing everything up. Well, it was a Yamaha outboard. What self-respecting Texan would use a Japanese motor on his fishing boat? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #11 August 28, 2006 WTF are you doing in speakers corner dude? This place is crazy.http://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #12 August 28, 2006 That's what I was thinking... And also... I don't get it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 August 29, 2006 QuoteThat's what I was thinking... And also... I don't get it. SC - The new bonfire - I say we take it over and make it fun and entertaining!!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #14 August 29, 2006 Excellent. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 August 29, 2006 QuoteExcellent. Ok - so how do we accomplish that?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #16 August 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteExcellent. Ok - so how do we accomplish that? Duh - like we ALWAYS do, Pinky!! BOOBIES!!!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 August 31, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteExcellent. Ok - so how do we accomplish that? Duh - like we ALWAYS do, Pinky!! BOOBIES!!!!! Ahhhh - I see . . . So here is an example then.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #18 August 31, 2006 QuoteSo here is an example then. I'm disappointed. I rated several, noting all the ones I rated had only been given an average of 1.82 by the previously 97,000 voters. And then I get to these: http://www.ratemyboobies.com/pictures/000000334/1331/ And they averaged a 4???Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #19 August 31, 2006 Post: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Excellent. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- QuoteOk - so how do we accomplish that? By posting a bunch of idle BS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #20 September 5, 2006 OK. I was showing Billy this site......and we came across these: http://www.ratemyboobies.com/pictures/000000547/4535/ I have to give her credit for creativity. I love it!Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
