What is it about...

[miked10270 0]

Auburn. Alabama?.. Which made someone send me these!!?

The owner of a golf course in Alabama was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from Alabama
University and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%,
how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied,
"Everything but my earrings."


A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day.
That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight
of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of
miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured nobody's going to steal Henry!"


A senior of Auburn was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I
hope to be in Auburn." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in
Auburn because everything happens in Auburn 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.


The young man from Auburn came running into the store and said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from
the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."


NEWS FLASH! - Auburn's worst air disaster
occurred! when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two
University of Auburn students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and
Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to
climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.


An Auburn State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85. The trooper asked, "Got any
ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"


A man in Auburn had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it.
Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the
problem was. The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."


Or did somebody just do a "search & replace" on some old Texas jokes?

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[warpedskydiver 0]

A friend of mine taught there for a few years until moving on.

hehehe

[StreetScooby 5]

What do you get when all of Auburn's cheer leaders are in the same room?




















A full set of teeth

We are all engines of karma

[christelsabine 1]

Woah! Must be thrilling place:

- Sex (dingy ....)
- Hunting/(weapons)/dead animals
- Stealing Cars/Crime
- Dead bodies - more than 300 at one single event
...

"'bout whut?" - no idea ...

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[Rebecca 0]

You can tell an Alabama grad did the search & replace - there aren't any "Auburn State Troopers".

Not unless they've decided to name the prettiest little village on the plains as the 51st state...


(Auburn is a wonderful place Christel - a true university town with LOTS of school spirit!

WAR EAGLE y'all!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[miked10270 0]

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You can tell an Alabama grad did the search & replace - there aren't any "Auburn State Troopers".

I read it as a State trooper FROM Auburn. Maybe still suffering from shock after recovering all those bodies from the plane crash.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[jakee 1,595]

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A senior of Auburn was overheard saying... "When the end of the world comes, I
hope to be in Auburn." When asked why, he replied he'd rather be in
Auburn because everything happens in Auburn 20 years later than in the rest of the
civilized world.

I thought that was Einstein and Switzerland

Do you want to have an ideagasm?