Guest #1 August 24, 2006 Story mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,182 #2 August 24, 2006 QuoteStory mh What exactly were the two F-15s going to do about a disruptive passenger armed with hand cream? Fire an anti-hand cream missile? Pilots are no longer allowed to take contact lens solution into the cockpit with them. Are the Keystone Cops running security these days?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #3 August 24, 2006 YEP! http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=1213282006When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #4 August 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteStory mh What exactly were the two F-15s going to do about a disruptive passenger armed with hand cream? Does this really merit a response? mh"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #5 August 24, 2006 QuoteWhat exactly were the two F-15s going to do about a disruptive passenger armed with hand cream? Fire an anti-hand cream missile? I got your hand cream missle right here perfessor . . . . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,182 #6 August 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteWhat exactly were the two F-15s going to do about a disruptive passenger armed with hand cream? Fire an anti-hand cream missile? I got your hand cream missle right here perfessor . . . What about that assailant armed with a banana?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #7 August 24, 2006 What about people who genetically modified themselves to have venomous spit? What are we going to do?This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,132 #8 August 24, 2006 >What about that assailant armed with a banana? The flight attendants have been trained to deal with fruit-wielding assailants. It's really pretty simple. First you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. Let's just hope they don't have pointed sticks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #9 August 24, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteStory mh What exactly were the two F-15s going to do about a disruptive passenger armed with hand cream? Does this really merit a response? mh No, he was just asking facetiously.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 August 24, 2006 <> - That wont help... Bannana is a herb not a fruit and now pedantic is not the word that your looking for either (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #11 August 24, 2006 QuoteWhat about people who genetically modified themselves to have venomous spit? What are we going to do? We will force them to travel the vast oceans alone, on small maniacal wind-powered trimarans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #12 August 25, 2006 Quote<> - That wont help... Bannana is a herb not a fruit and now pedantic is not the word that your looking for either Thank you, I can now retire as grammar nazi knowing the job is in good hands. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 August 25, 2006 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #14 August 27, 2006 QuoteAre the Keystone Cops running security these days? These days? Shoot.....for quite a while now..... Hey folks. Let you all in on a little secret. With this level of paranoia, terrorisim is having it's intended effect.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #15 August 27, 2006 QuoteHey folks. Let you all in on a little secret. With this level of paranoia, terrorisim is having it's intended effect. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding...we have a winner!!So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ian84 0 #16 August 27, 2006 My dad had a bottle of olive oil and a tube of toothpaste taken off him the other day. They didn't seem to mind the highly flammable boat repair/adhesive chemicals he had though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
