UK Passenger "mutiny"??

[christelsabine 1]

We *COULD* make them sew little green Crescents on their clothes...

Mike.

[caz 0]

hehe, seriously though, I am interested in how he can tell who is a muslim and who is not, considering it isn't a race thing, its a religion thing.

funnily enough, as different as it may be across the channel , most muslims over here don't look as if they've come straight from an al-Qaeda terrorist training video!

~~~ London Skydivers ~~~

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We *COULD* make them sew little green Crescents on their clothes...

Mike.

Oh dear, are we in a little morbid mood today, hmmm?

[Skyrad 0]

For someone whos spent 'how long?' In the former Yougoslavia where there are hundreds of thousands of white Muslims you sure come accross as a paranoid Islamaphobe. How do you manage when you get to leave the base? I mean how do you tell the Muslims from the Christians? Do you check for explosive jackets or do you do willy checks?

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... do you do willy checks?

Willy-Checks won't work.

Jews circumcise because Abraham swapped his foreskin for a promised land.

Muslims circumcise because they're too lazy to wash under the foreskin properly.

Americans circumcise because it's a medically proven fact that this operation makes money for doctors.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[Skyrad 0]

Actualy Muslims do it for the same reason as the Jews. Abraham is celebrated for it every year during Eid.

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[Skyrad 0]

That must be quite scary for markharju. Maybe hes a Muslim and he doesn't even know it

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[shropshire 0]

<> no further comment required
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[christelsabine 1]

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... do you do willy checks?

Willy-Checks won't work.

Jews circumcise because Abraham swapped his foreskin for a promised land.

Muslims circumcise because they're too lazy to wash under the foreskin properly.

Americans circumcise because it's a medically proven fact that this operation makes money for doctors.

Mike.

Help me Rhonda, help-help me... ... ROFLMAO

You and Jamile should quickly look for some medical soap to wash your mouthes.

*still rolling around and enjoying it like hell...*

Bwahahaha.........

dudeist skydiver # 3105

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>What would be sadder is if people are so frightened of being politically incorrect that they do nothing . . . .

Most people recognize the difference between kicking arabs off an airplane and stopping a hijacker threatening someone with a knife.

>I say screw political correctness, and do El Al-style interviews of ANY
> young Middle Eastern males before they are allowed to board a
> plane, especially if their name is "Mohammed".

Or if they're black. After all, they commit more crimes, and they all have AIDS.

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Actualy Muslims do it for the same reason as the Jews. Abraham is celebrated for it every year during Eid.

Ah. OK. So what did Muslims get in exchange for the mutilating scissor thing?

I was told that it was because urine could lie under the foreskin and render them (religiously) unclean.

I was still spot on for the American reason though!Apparently the circumcision rate in America is over 90%!!

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Ah. OK. So what did Muslims get in exchange for the scissor thing?

Women who don't pull faces

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
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Actualy Muslims do it for the same reason as the Jews. Abraham is celebrated for it every year during Eid.

Ah. OK. So what did Muslims get in exchange for the mutilating scissor thing?

I was told that it was because urine could lie under the foreskin and render them (religiously) unclean.

I was still spot on for the American reason though!Apparently the circumcision rate in America is over 90%!!

Mike.

Mike, I used to love your posts, just was throwing up a bit ... but pls go on, your post is oh so entertaining

Pls don't stop to enter into details if needed, while I look for a fine place behind a bush to vomit a bit, must be the coffee I had this morning - perhaps too much whiskey in it

Aaarghhh - stop it!

dudeist skydiver # 3105

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Ah. OK. So what did Muslims get in exchange for the scissor thing?

Women who don't pull faces

How can you tell under the niqab?

Foreskins are great! They keep him warm in cold weather, prevent chafing to keep sensitivity... And give him somewhere to hide should the need arise.

Truly one of Darwin's God's better design features!
Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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>What would be sadder is if people are so frightened of being politically incorrect that they do nothing . . . .

Most people recognize the difference between kicking arabs off an airplane and stopping a hijacker threatening someone with a knife.

>I say screw political correctness, and do El Al-style interviews of ANY
> young Middle Eastern males before they are allowed to board a
> plane, especially if their name is "Mohammed".

Or if they're black. After all, they commit more crimes, and they all have AIDS.

hey it actually might be a good plan you know, if we stop all those Mohammed's flying, considering Mohammed is the most popular mens name in the world, there'll be a lot less bums on seats on flights, which will lead to fewer flights which will lead to cheaper fuel costs which will bring down the cost of jump tickets!

~~~ London Skydivers ~~~

[shropshire 0]

<> - what about female terrorists?...... so, where do I apply for this checking job then and how long in the queue?

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<> - what about female terrorists?...... so, where do I apply for this checking job then and how long in the queue?

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Fly naked

R.I.P.

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Mike, I used to love your posts...Aaarghhh - stop it!

You protest and protest... But you still keep reading, you minx!

Getting back to the "Little Green Football" thing... By the time we've excluded all muslims, all dark-skinned men, especially with beards (just in case). All circumcised men. All men who've recently washed. Irish. Blacks. Japanese (remember their religious terrorist group - and their culture has a BIG suicide thing). Anyone who's been to Yugoslavia, The Middle East, Sri-Lanka, and anywhere with a -Stan in the name... There's only me left who can fly anywhere!!! Unfortunately, there's no pilots available because...

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[debonair 0]

Consider this latest story...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5278092.stm?ls

Another case of suspicious passengers. We are living in tough times and I don't see things improving anytime soon.

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[SpeedRacer 1]

In this case the dutch police actually arrested 12 people, so maybe they had some substantial evidence of something.

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Consider this latest story...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5278092.stm?ls

Another case of suspicious passengers. We are living in tough times and I don't see things improving anytime soon.

Yep. More dark-skinned men discovered on a Northworst flight... To INDIA!!!

I would have thought that behaving badly on a NWA flight would be the norm in response to the company's standards of service. "Cargo-Class" taken to it's ultimate.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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>What would be sadder is if people are so frightened of being politically incorrect that they do nothing . . . .

Most people recognize the difference between kicking arabs off an airplane and stopping a hijacker threatening someone with a knife.

>I say screw political correctness, and do El Al-style interviews of ANY
> young Middle Eastern males before they are allowed to board a
> plane, especially if their name is "Mohammed".

Or if they're black. After all, they commit more crimes, and they all have AIDS.

Do you have a better idea, or do we simply have to risk the lives of everyone just so that a couple of people won't have hurt feelings?

mh

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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What would be sadder is if people are so frightened of being politically incorrect that they do nothing - that's what made 9/11 happen.

I say screw political correctness, and do El Al-style interviews of ANY young Middle Eastern males before they are allowed to board a plane, especially if their name is "Mohammed".

mh

Hmm. You sound like a Nazis persecuting the Jews....

[Skyrad 0]

Err.. Yea, improve airport screening and security for everyone.

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hehe, seriously though, I am interested in how he can tell who is a muslim and who is not, considering it isn't a race thing, its a religion thing.

If they are serious Muslims, they refuse to look at women, so the airline puts their hottest stewardess at the door showing as much skin as possible. Any man who won't check her out doesn't deserve to be on that flight.