BA cancelling flights from UK

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Until further notice BA will not do flights from the UK.

BA announced today:

'I ain't getting on no damn plane - crazy fool!'

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[Erroll 80]

Clicky to Bonfire

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Previous to the earlier statement, BA made a further announcement:

'Now give me a glass of milk, fool.'

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[kallend 2,182]

I was told by a usually reliable source that while liquids, lotions and gels remain prohibited, gel-filled bras and up to 4oz of K-Y Jelly are permitted.

Hmmm.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.