Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb?

[dorbie 0]

A: none. It was a waste of time installing a light in the first place, look at this frickin electricity bill!!! That light has never been bright enough and YOU never had a plan to get sufficient light in this room. We have a plan to fix this situation, but there will be no light bulbs involved. We need to remove this bulb because the light is never going to get the job done and it's scaring away the cockroaches!

[billvon 3,108]

V>Hey, look! The light's out. I bet the DIMS like it that way! No one sees all their lies. Pathetic really.

A>Oh, and the rePUBICans like the light? They'd scurry away like cockroaches! Ask Cunningham if he's glad that people can see all his crimes, after keeping us in the dark for so long.

H> It's all about the light compny CONTROLLING what you do. You can't see teh TrUTH until you EDUCEYTE yourself: http://www.EvilPowerCompany.com

Nightingale> So is anyone going to change the lightbulb?

C> Does it really matter? God works in mysterious ways, and the world's going to end soon anyway.

Nightingale> I can get another light bulb for 30 cents.

R> Nightingale for president!

V> Typical liberal. Just attack the republicans by calling us PUBIC or something and don't offer any solution to the problem.

A>I never called anyone pubic. You owe me an apology. Of course you'll never admit you were wrong.

V>You're the one who's wrong! I have your post right here. When are you going to admit that YOU were wrong?

A>I never used the word pubic, unless it was in another word. Should I buy you a dictionary, or can you even read?

X>Fucking SMASH all the lightbulbs. They're no fucking good anyway. That's the only intelligent way to get light back into this place. Or should we just hold hands and sing kum-bay-ya?

N>What lightbulb? I can't see any lightbulb.

X>What, are you an idiot? That's why it's dark in here!

N>A personal attack is the best you can do? I shouldn't have expected anything else from white bigoted photophobes.

L>Hey, the light's back on! Who changed it? Did the moderators?

X>Sure, they only fix it when someone in their little clique asks them to do it. Their blatant bias is showing.

V>The light was never out to begin with. I have a story from FOX right here about how we kept the lights on the whole time . . .

[jkm2500 0]

Too bad you didn't includa any names with that. I thought that it was pretty accurate though.

The primary purpose of the Armed Forces is to prepare for and to prevail in combat should the need arise.

[TheAnvil 0]

I am a SSSSEEEEEXXY JACKASS!!!!!!!

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

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[rehmwa 2]

You and Dorbie are funny.

AND.... anyone that just brings a light bulb and goes ahead and fixes it gets my vote for president. But that's something NG would likely do.

and you forgot the gratuitious attachment by Hairyjuan. and Billvon arguing with NG on whether the Lightbulb is solar powered

Edit: AND you giving Amazon and ExAPO their 23rd "one warning"

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[dorbie 0]

Bush LIED about the darkness!!!!!!!

[rushmc 23]

Wrong,
It takes all of them AND the UN!! They have to have international groups agreeing before they do anything (which amounts to nothing more than saying thier intentions were hororalbe so then they all feel good about a failed program that never was designed correctly to change the bulb to begin with.........)



Next idea?

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[Nightingale 0]

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You and Dorbie are funny.

AND.... anyone that just brings a light bulb and goes ahead and fixes it gets my vote for president. But that's something NG would likely do.

and you forgot the gratuitious attachment by Hairyjuan. and Billvon arguing with NG on whether the Lightbulb is solar powered

I like solar powered lightbulbs. No argument from me there. I am wondering why I'm the only one named, though... Everyone else gets initials. Not complaining, just curious.

[justinb138 0]

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You and Dorbie are funny.

AND.... anyone that just brings a light bulb and goes ahead and fixes it gets my vote for president. But that's something NG would likely do.

and you forgot the gratuitious attachment by Hairyjuan. and Billvon arguing with NG on whether the Lightbulb is solar powered

I like solar powered lightbulbs. No argument from me there. I am wondering why I'm the only one named, though... Everyone else gets initials. Not complaining, just curious.

I think we've discussed this before.... it's because you're always right.

[unformed 0]

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You and Dorbie are funny.

AND.... anyone that just brings a light bulb and goes ahead and fixes it gets my vote for president. But that's something NG would likely do.

and you forgot the gratuitious attachment by Hairyjuan. and Billvon arguing with NG on whether the Lightbulb is solar powered

I like solar powered lightbulbs. No argument from me there. I am wondering why I'm the only one named, though... Everyone else gets initials. Not complaining, just curious.

I think it's because for everybody else, it could be construed as a personal attack. you're one of the few who actually makes sense.

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[TheAnvil 0]

Because you're cool, silly.

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[billvon 3,108]

> Everyone else gets initials.

"N for president" would sound pretty dumb.

[Hawkins121 0]

A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to throw feces at each other.

[idrankwhat 0]

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Bush LIED about the darkness!!!!!!!

Nah, it's dark all right. He's the one who turned out the light, hired his buddies to do it who then hired illegal immigrants to do it before they threw them in jail, gave the same buddies a contract to fix it even though it wasn't broken but only turned off, they didn't do it but he paid them anyway, gave them a big fat tip and charged the whole thing to the unborn child of the shop owner who has a whole shelf full of light bulbs but is going out of business because his son, who was supposed to come back from his short stint in the national guard can't come home to help out and no one's buying his stuff anyway because they just spent all their money at the gas station.

[TheAnvil 0]

JACKASS '08 kind of rolls of the tongue nicely, though, doesn't it?

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[dorbie 0]

Bush created the darkness, it never existed before he was President! Al Gore invented the lightbulb!

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Bush created the darkness, it never existed before he was President! Al Gore invented the lightbulb!

Gore didn't invent the lightbulb, he "took the initiative in creating it."

Just ask Bill.

And Bush didn't create anything, that would be a positive act. So he didn't create the darkness, he just made it all mean and scary and then lied about it. But Clinton got a BJ in the dark, so it doesn't matter what Bush did. Besides, he only made it bad to scare away the "ter-RUH-rists."

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[rehmwa 2]

Solar Powered Lightbulbs

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[Remster 30]

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JACKASS '08 kind of rolls of the tongue nicely, though, doesn't it?

It worked in 04!

Remster

[Lucky... 0]

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JACKASS '08 kind of rolls of the tongue nicely, though, doesn't it?

Assjack sounds better

[turtlespeed 226]

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JACKASS '08 kind of rolls of the tongue nicely, though, doesn't it?

It worked in 04!

Yep - His wife is what kept him from winning.

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[Nightingale 0]

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JACKASS '08 kind of rolls of the tongue nicely, though, doesn't it?

Hehe. after this midterm election, would you still want to run, Vinny?