akarunway 1 #1 June 30, 2006 http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/doctors-remove-lightbulb-from-mans-anus/20060629073509990018?_mpc=news%2e10%2e3&cid=936I hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 June 30, 2006 *rolls eyes*Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #3 June 30, 2006 Quote*rolls eyes* I wonder what he'll say next month when he finds out a hampster crawled up his ass while he was asleep. Is there anyone here who can explain how this happened? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #4 June 30, 2006 Quote Is there anyone here who can explain how this happened? Yeah, the dude has been ass raped in a Pakastani prison so many times his shit hole is sufficiently large enough to insert a light bulb in there without it breaking or waking him up. Or maybe he put it there himself as a deterrent to his new cell mate and best buddy, Bubba-stan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,111 #5 June 30, 2006 "Where the sun don't shine" just got a little brighter for this guy . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 June 30, 2006 Im sure the CIA is far more effective at torture to be shoving light bulbs up peoples large intestine 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #7 June 30, 2006 Zing! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 23 #8 June 30, 2006 Quote"Where the sun don't shine" just got a little brighter for this guy . . . "America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zipp0 1 #9 June 30, 2006 My first reaction was "Four years for making liquor??!!!" And then I realized the penalty in the USA would probably be higher. -------------------------- Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #10 June 30, 2006 its like the old infidelity excuse... gee honey I don't know how this attractive blonde got into my bed. Someone must have sneaked her in here and made her have sex with me while i slept!! MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #11 June 30, 2006 How the hell did you get CIA torture out of this? And why the hell would they be talking to a guy convicted of making booze? Was he planning to get all of America drunk? Stupid thread title..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #12 June 30, 2006 QuoteMy first reaction was "Four years for making liquor??!!!" And then I realized the penalty in the USA would probably be higher. I don't know, man. I think the light bulb in the ass is worth number of years myself. That's a pretty twisted punishment.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #13 June 30, 2006 QuoteHow the hell did you get CIA torture out of this? And why the hell would they be talking to a guy convicted of making booze? Was he planning to get all of America drunk? Stupid thread title..... The guy was supporting terrorism with the profits he made from selling alcohol.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #14 June 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteMy first reaction was "Four years for making liquor??!!!" And then I realized the penalty in the USA would probably be higher. I don't know, man. I think the light bulb in the ass is worth number of years myself. That's a pretty twisted punishment. In the spirit of SC The dude should have more time added to his sentence for stealing the light bulb. No wonder he was full of shit R.i.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #15 July 1, 2006 Quote"Where the sun don't shine" just got a little brighter for this guy . . . "Light at the end of the tunnel" also comes to mind. I hope everything came out ok for the guy . . . . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akarunway 1 #16 July 1, 2006 QuoteHow the hell did you get CIA torture out of this? And why the hell would they be talking to a guy convicted of making booze? Was he planning to get all of America drunk? Stupid thread title..... Sure got your attentionI hold it true, whate'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #17 July 1, 2006 there prolly was a ny times article saying so __________________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
