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Ladies and Gentalmen, the hilarious George W. Bush!

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Small point...

What does 9/11 have to do with Dubbie wanting to spend a load of (government) money on Nuclear Reactors?



It doesn't. He is simply trying to protect the environment. Of course, I'm sure you couldn't believe that a Republican could want to help the environment without having ulterior motives.

Why does everything he does -have- to support big business? He cares about the people too.
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GW is beyond ridiculous. On Sept 12, 2001 he was handed the World. For the first time in human history most of the World was united behind one person and what did he do. He pissed it all away. Five years later OBL is still at large, AQ has not been defeated, Iraq is a freaking mess, the war is going to cost us close to half a trillion dollars or more, over 2500 of our troops are dead, 130K Iraqis are displaced, and Afghanistan is off our radar screen. The guy is a poster child for the village idiot.



Unless you've misunderstood his goals all along...


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I think it is hilarous that you think this is funny:S



I think it is hilarious that you missed the sarcarsm. ;)

So I guess we are all laughing our head off. let's get some ice cream.



Nobody gets it like you do huh?:D
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
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>Nobody gets it like you do huh?

Pretty much all of us "got it" like he did. But then he offered you ice cream; what's better than ice cream?



Guess I anint as smart as a lefty huh?:D
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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Small point...

What does 9/11 have to do with Dubbie wanting to spend a load of (government) money on Nuclear Reactors?



It doesn't. He is simply trying to protect the environment....



Yeah... That's why he jumps straight from "Global warming is bad" (Since when Dubbie?)

To::

...his push for the United States to develop significant new nuclear energy capabilities.

"The truth of the matter is, if this country wants to get rid of its greenhouse gases, we've got to have the nuclear power industry be vibrant and viable." he said.


That's NOT concern for the environment. That's promoting Nuclear Power. WHY is he suddenly looking for an excuse to promote Nuclear Power? Not renewables. Not wind, wave or solar. Nuclear.

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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You do realize that after that commandment was given to Moses, God ordered the slaughter of entire nations in the Bible? Not just the men, but the women, the children and even the livestock.

Just food for thought while picking out individual pieces of the Bible to pass judgement on something.





Oh yeah that is right.. GOD talked to George Personally about all of this:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S:S

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Speaking of the hilarious Dubbie:

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost
whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself, turned to Rumsfeld and asked: "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

Mike.:D

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Speaking of the hilarious Dubbie:

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.
He told Bush that 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone's amazement, all of the color ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost
whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself, turned to Rumsfeld and asked: "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

Mike.:D



Which reminds me.....

Real quote:
"Do you have blacks, too?" GWB to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
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Oh yeah that is right.. GOD talked to George Personally about all of this



Find in my post where I said that. Please do, since I didn't.

I was just stating that you were taking something completely out of context, as most people do with the Bible. Hell, that's what the terrorists have done with the Koran as well. A small piece of their scripture, taken completely out of context.
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I was referring to this little gem.

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You do realize that after that commandment was given to Moses, God ordered the slaughter of entire nations in the Bible? Not just the men, but the women, the children and even the livestock.

Just food for thought while picking out individual pieces of the Bible to pass judgement on something.



But Georgie Boy has repeatedly referred to god telling him to do things...I guess when you can blame the war on GOD its all good.[:/]


http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2005/10_october/06/bush.shtml

"President Bush said to all of us: 'I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, "George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan." And I did, and then God would tell me, "George, go and end the tyranny in Iraq …" And I did. And now, again, I feel God's words coming to me, "Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East." And by God I'm gonna do it.'"

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Once again. Find in my post where I said it.

You can't simply because I didn't say it.

If you want to believe I said it, that's fine, you can believe anything you want. It still doesn't make it true.
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Once again. Find in my post where I said it.

You can't simply because I didn't say it.

If you want to believe I said it, that's fine, you can believe anything you want. It still doesn't make it true.



Two of us having those problems today!
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Exactly and they waited until a Republican was in office so that they knew their plan would actually work.



Do you actually believe your own bullshit?

Or do you just post and grin to yourself 'cause you're "controversial"?


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WHY is he suddenly looking for an excuse to promote Nuclear Power?



Because he has finally learned how to pronounce 'nuclear' correctly and wanted to show off a bit?:)


Good point!

So... It's actually possible that he's been promoting a "nuclear power" and "green agenda" and wanting to "care for the environment" for years... But it's never been reported because no-one understood what he was saying!!?

Are there reporters the world over poring over his old speeches and shouting stuff like: Bloody Hell. He actually said 'ENVIRONMENT'! It only sounded like 'ENRON' because of his pronounciation on the tape!"

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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That's NOT concern for the environment. That's promoting Nuclear Power. WHY is he suddenly looking for an excuse to promote Nuclear Power? Not renewables. Not wind, wave or solar.

Who was screaming," not in my backyard," when it was suggested that wind generators be placed off the coast of Mass.? Such hypocrites.

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Who was screaming," not in my backyard," when it was suggested that wind generators be placed off the coast of Mass.? Such hypocrites.



I dunno. Who was screaming that?

I've always been in favour of Wind-Farms. The NIMBYs shouting about them "spoiling the scenery" have always struck me as short-sighted. "Outstanding Natural Beauty" is a bit academic if you don't have the energy to go there or the energy to go away from there! I think that heat, light and transport are also beautiful in a vital sort of way, and for those you need energy.

Memories of an unspoilt landscape will be little comfort when shivering in candlelight!

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Who was screaming," not in my backyard," when it was suggested that wind generators be placed off the coast of Mass.? Such hypocrites.



I dunno. Who was screaming that?

I've always been in favour of Wind-Farms. The NIMBYs shouting about them "spoiling the scenery" have always struck me as short-sighted. "Outstanding Natural Beauty" is a bit academic if you don't have the energy to go there or the energy to go away from there! I think that heat, light and transport are also beautiful in a vital sort of way, and for those you need energy.

Memories of an unspoilt landscape will be little comfort when shivering in candlelight!

Mike.


Not "who was" but "who is"

Senator Teddy Kennedy is the one screaming......
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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>Nobody gets it like you do huh?

Pretty much all of us "got it" like he did. But then he offered you ice cream; what's better than ice cream?



Guess I anint as smart as a lefty huh?:D



I have no idea who you are calling a lefty. It certainly is not me.

Unless of course, lefty means that I support small government with less interference in our personal lives. Or maybe lefty means being fiscally conservative. Damn, this lefty thing is sounding more and more like a righty thing. When they were actually doing what they preached, that is.

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>Nobody gets it like you do huh?

Pretty much all of us "got it" like he did. But then he offered you ice cream; what's better than ice cream?



Guess I anint as smart as a lefty huh?:D



I have no idea who you are calling a lefty. It certainly is not me.

Unless of course, lefty means that I support small government with less interference in our personal lives. Or maybe lefty means being fiscally conservative. Damn, this lefty thing is sounding more and more like a righty thing. When they were actually doing what they preached, that is.

I hate boxes.



Good point!
The GWB administration certinly is not fiscally conservative or for small government. For those topics (for me anyway) he sucks.

We may part ways (from what one calls interferance and intrution) some on what is needed for the security of the country but those debates need to held regularly to keep government in check.

Good post!:)
"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

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GW is beyond ridiculous. On Sept 12, 2001 he was handed the World. For the first time in human history most of the World was united behind one person and what did he do. He pissed it all away. Five years later OBL is still at large, AQ has not been defeated, Iraq is a freaking mess, the war is going to cost us close to half a trillion dollars or more, over 2500 of our troops are dead, 130K Iraqis are displaced, and Afghanistan is off our radar screen. The guy is a poster child for the village idiot.




I think you said it very well, and I couldn't agee more!!

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