Ballcaps and PC

[akarunway 1]

So, I'm getting on a plane tomorrow. Should I wear my Rebel ballcap(I hate niggers and any other than me, white boy), or my Notre Dame ballcap(I'm a drunken Irish SOT) or my Local UA>union ballcap? I'm sure one way or the other I'll offend someone.. I think maybe the Irish one might get me the first drink on the plane but w/ my luck it'll go the opposite

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[shropshire 0]

Also, carry a black bowling ball with a piece of string hanging out of one on the holes... Today is going to be such a fun day f'ya... gonna meet loads of new friends


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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[akarunway 1]

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Also, carry a black bowling ball with a piece of string hanging out of one on the holes... Today is going to be such a fun day f'ya... gonna meet loads of new friends


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Actually it will be. I get to fuck w/ TSA and the Federal Air Marshalls. TSA gets pissed(tired) of going thru my luggage every time I go out to have a smoke Then there is always one or two air marshalls sitting in the bars w/ a full beer they never drink w/ dark shades on looking around. I always offer to drink their beer for them. They are SO easy to pick out. O SHIT did I divulge a state secret?

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[slug 1]

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Also, carry a black bowling ball with a piece of string hanging out of one on the holes... Today is going to be such a fun day f'ya... gonna meet loads of new friends


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Actually it will be. I get to fuck w/ TSA and the Federal Air Marshalls. TSA gets pissed(tired) of going thru my luggage every time I go out to have a smoke Then there is always one or two air marshalls sitting in the bars w/ a full beer they never drink w/ dark shades on looking around. I always offer to drink their beer for them. They are SO easy to pick out. O SHIT did I divulge a state secret?

My Boss (the wife) just returned from a flight.

Big Dude in a suit starts using his cell phone will waiting for plane to pull into a skyway. Flt attendent told him, than the SM told him, than the pilot told him. The dude was a big boy and stands up but finally gives his phone to the pilot.

After the plane pulls into the skyway the doors stay closed. Eventually they open and when the wife exits(Last) the Big boy who couldn't wait to use his cell phone is standing at the skyway hooked up, surrounded by cops.

Wonder if the cell phone call was worth it or in hind sight the dude should have waited until the plane pulled into the gate.

The bigger they are the harder they fall. .

R.I.P.

[akarunway 1]

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Also, carry a black bowling ball with a piece of string hanging out of one on the holes... Today is going to be such a fun day f'ya... gonna meet loads of new friends


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Actually it will be. I get to fuck w/ TSA and the Federal Air Marshalls. TSA gets pissed(tired) of going thru my luggage every time I go out to have a smoke Then there is always one or two air marshalls sitting in the bars w/ a full beer they never drink w/ dark shades on looking around. I always offer to drink their beer for them. They are SO easy to pick out. O SHIT did I divulge a state secret?

My Boss (the wife) just returned from a flight.

Big Dude in a suit starts using his cell phone will waiting for plane to pull into a skyway. Flt attendent told him, than the SM told him, than the pilot told him. The dude was a big boy and stands up but finally gives his phone to the pilot.

After the plane pulls into the skyway the doors stay closed. Eventually they open and when the wife exits(Last) the Big boy who couldn't wait to use his cell phone is standing at the skyway hooked up, surrounded by cops.

Wonder if the cell phone call was worth it or in hind sight the dude should have waited until the plane pulled into the gate.

The bigger they are the harder they fall. .

R.I.P.

Well, an uneventfull journey. They took me off the high security/no fly check list so I didn't get to mess w/ TSA. I did wear my rebel ballcap from Vegas to Salt Lake City. Didn't seem to offend anyone. Both planes were late tho. Fuckin Southwest Airlines, And those so called UNDERCOVER Air Marshalls are SOOOOO easy to spot. LOL

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.