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Congressional Hopeful Blames Troubles On The Devil


SALT LAKE CITY Republican congressional hopeful John Jacob believes the devil is impeding his efforts to unseat five-term Representative Chris Cannon.

He says there's another force that wants to keep him from going to Washington and the devil is what it is.

Jacob says that since he decided to run for Congress, Satan has disrupted his business deals, preventing him from putting as much money into the race as he had hoped.

Jacob said during a Wednesday immigration event that the devil was working against him, then reiterated his belief yesterday in a meeting with The Salt Lake Tribune editorial board.

He says there's been a lot of adversity, and there's no question he has had experiences that believes are due to an outside force.



Hmmm... I got a feeling there's another reason. :D

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Congressional Hopeful Blames Troubles On The Devil


SALT LAKE CITY Republican congressional hopeful John Jacob believes the devil is impeding his efforts to unseat five-term Representative Chris Cannon.

He says there's another force that wants to keep him from going to Washington and the devil is what it is.

Jacob says that since he decided to run for Congress, Satan has disrupted his business deals, preventing him from putting as much money into the race as he had hoped.

Jacob said during a Wednesday immigration event that the devil was working against him, then reiterated his belief yesterday in a meeting with The Salt Lake Tribune editorial board.

He says there's been a lot of adversity, and there's no question he has had experiences that believes are due to an outside force.



Hmmm... I got a feeling there's another reason. :D

I'm flying to Salt Lake City tomorrow for a job. Anything I can to help? An exorcism or something? I just wanna fuck some mormon girls tho honestly:);)
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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You and Normal Bob Smith would get along great.
Side note, I've been with Mormon girls. They're just like Catholic girls (Zappa wrote a touching song about them), though not at all like them Southern Baptist hotties;)

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

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***I just wanna fuck some mormon girls tho honestly

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You and Normal Bob Smith would get along great.
Side note, I've been with Mormon girls. They're just like Catholic girls (Zappa wrote a touching song about them), though not at all like them Southern Baptist hotties;)

Was up there in Wy. in 81. Used to rent the top floor of the Marriott along w/ the other guys. Them girls sure loved the LSD. LOL. The good ole days. But by far them Cajun girls in NOLA were the wildest;)
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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You and Normal Bob Smith would get along great.
Side note, I've been with Mormon girls. They're just like Catholic girls (Zappa wrote a touching song about them), though not at all like them Southern Baptist hotties;)

Was up there in Wy. in 81. Used to rent the top floor of the Marriott along w/ the other guys. Them girls sure loved the LSD. LOL. The good ole days. But by far them Cajun girls in NOLA were the wildest;)



Mmmm.. I like them Cajun girls. Especially in the swamps.

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Gotta agree about them browneye cajun wildthingsB|

LOL. Never saw their eyes. Or if I did i don't remember



Jest don't let their daddy's catch ya messin with'em.

Why. Daddy doin em first?:P
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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