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Insurance to cover being Christ's next mom

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You couldn't make this stuff up..

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Insurers have withdrawn the cover on their virginity taken out by three sisters in the event of the second coming of Christ.
Essex-based Britishinsurance.com confirmed it had provided the £1m policy, but said it was reviewed on Thursday following complaints.

The firm said the women from Inverness had renewed the policy since 2000.

The cover was meant to pay for the cost of bringing up Christ if one of them has a virgin birth.



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"4 and 20 virgins came down from Inverness and when the ball was over, there were 4 and 20 less"

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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d'ya suppose jesus would have been more conservative if he started out with a million bucks?

investment strategies over loaves and fishes...

What do you think he would have thought about estate taxes, and would he have had to pay twice?
My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

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