leroydb 0 #1 June 11, 2006 A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock. Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Other Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community (except France) is sending food and money. The United States, not to be outdone, is sending; get this: Two Million REPLACEMENT Mexicans!! God Bless America!!! Edit to add: don't get ur panties in a bunch, we all can laugh at each other equallyLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChangoLanzao 0 #2 June 11, 2006 This just in! In an effort to simplify the logistics of the humanitarian effort, President Bush has issued an emergency Executive order ceding California, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas back to the Mexican governmet. In an interview on Fox News 20 minutes ago the President said, "we hope that this unprecendented move will eliminate the need for a significant number of the population of the former U.S. territories to be transported hundreds of miles. Instead, we have requested that Mexico, in a gesture of good faith, will deport the remaining minority of rednecks to Louisiana to help repopulate New Orleans." ¡Viva Mexico! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
