johnie 0 #1 June 11, 2006 Why can't women put the seat up!when their finished!!!!! this is a war my brothers ,why should we cave in to their demands!!! I SAY"NO" . If you cannot pay attention to what you are sitting on and risk taking the plunge.shame on you for poor awareness." Not my problem."No matter where you Go!"there you are"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 June 11, 2006 You think one is rough. You should have been around for the TP over or under war. Holy crap! Victory was at hand, until we got a kitten. That damned cat took her side, sort of...if the TP is in the correct position (which is over the roll) the cat will unwind the entire roll and play with it.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #3 June 11, 2006 How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen stuiff. ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..." ------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do men fart more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. ------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ------------------------------------------------------------------- What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told ------------------------------------------------------------------- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called Wedding Cake. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
