If cattle flew...

[kallend 2,175]

Here's a great editorial on the TSA from that bastion of socialism, the Wall Street Journal.

www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/pnoonan/?id=110008002

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[masterrig 1]

Little birdie in the sky,
Drop some 'white-wash' in my eye,
Gee, I'm glad that cows don't fly!


Chuck

[Gawain 0]

I can relate to this in so many ways. It is the TSA at the airports that piss me off to no end. These third-grade educated dumb-asses, that think they suddenly become superman when that gold badge is sewn onto their shirt, make me want to cry and rise in rage at the same time.

I shudder to think what will happen when I go through the airport with screws in my ankle, and a metal prosthetic limb. With my frame of mind still half-way in Iraq, it's a good thing I'm relegated to the hospital for recovery for a lengthy period of time.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[rickjump1 0]

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I can relate to this in so many ways. It is the TSA at the airports that piss me off to no end. These third-grade educated dumb-asses, that think they suddenly become superman when that gold badge is sewn onto their shirt, make me want to cry and rise in rage at the same time.

I shudder to think what will happen when I go through the airport with screws in my ankle, and a metal prosthetic limb. With my frame of mind still half-way in Iraq, it's a good thing I'm relegated to the hospital for recovery for a lengthy period of time.

Just don't yell LIVE GRENADE when the urge comes, and I wish you a speedy recovery.

Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts.

[nathaniel 0]

Where else can I get a free groping?

My advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski?

[kallend 2,175]

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I can relate to this in so many ways. It is the TSA at the airports that piss me off to no end. These third-grade educated dumb-asses, that think they suddenly become superman when that gold badge is sewn onto their shirt, make me want to cry and rise in rage at the same time.

I shudder to think what will happen when I go through the airport with screws in my ankle, and a metal prosthetic limb. With my frame of mind still half-way in Iraq, it's a good thing I'm relegated to the hospital for recovery for a lengthy period of time.

Hey, good wishes for your recovery. My son's in 82nd Airborne (1/504)

I expect they'll confiscate your leg for the duration of the flight. No telling what you might have concealed in it

Fortunately I have my own plane, so I can almost always avoid all the sh1t.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[Trent 0]

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Fortunately I have my own plane, so I can almost always avoid all the sh1t.

Come on... type the word "SHIT" just once... come on... S-H-I-T. Bonus credit for saying it as you type it...

Oh, hello again!

[ahegeman 0]

And to think that so many want the same fuckers who gave us the TSA to run our health care system.

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There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.
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[kallend 2,175]

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And to think that so many want the same fuckers who gave us the TSA to run our health care system.

And some even trust them to run the criminal justice system and administer capital punishment. It is strange, isn't it?

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.