GTAVercetti 0 #1 March 30, 2006 "Democrats promise to "eliminate" bin Laden if elected. Also, gas will be a nickel, and hot supermodels will want sleep with you, even though you are doughy and broke. Whatver you want. Just vote for them" Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #2 March 30, 2006 Quote"Democrats promise to "eliminate" bin Laden if elected. Also, gas will be a nickel, and hot supermodels will want sleep with you, even though you are doughy and broke. Whatver you want. Just vote for them" What??? No 72 Virgins? I'm holding out for more. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #3 March 30, 2006 QuoteQuote"Democrats promise to "eliminate" bin Laden if elected. Also, gas will be a nickel, and hot supermodels will want sleep with you, even though you are doughy and broke. Whatver you want. Just vote for them" What??? No 72 Virgins? I'm holding out for more. - Like Ron White said, "If you've seen one naked woman, YOU WANT TO SEE THEM ALLLL".Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #4 March 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote"Democrats promise to "eliminate" bin Laden if elected. Also, gas will be a nickel, and hot supermodels will want sleep with you, even though you are doughy and broke. Whatver you want. Just vote for them" What??? No 72 Virgins? I'm holding out for more. - Like Ron White said, "If you've seen one naked woman, YOU WANT TO SEE THEM ALLLL". I think there are exceptions to that rule.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 March 30, 2006 Oh my God! This is better'n 40-acres and a mule!!! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #6 March 30, 2006 dear god man.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #7 March 30, 2006 Quotedear god man. Although it may often seem that I am "god-man", I am, in fact, a mortal.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #8 March 30, 2006 QuoteQuotedear god man. Although it may often seem that I am "god-man", I am, in fact, a mortal. Sucks for you, foolish mortal. And sucks for me that I neglected a comma. Oh well. Anything for dry comic fodder.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #9 March 30, 2006 QuoteAnything for dry comic fodder. Don't let yer mudder hear you say dat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #10 March 30, 2006 You have skipped "dry" completely and have gone straight to "dad". You must now enroll in the following class: Groan-worthy puns: a discerning look at the ill effects of puns upon comedy. Please refer to your local community college for tuition prices and times. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #11 March 30, 2006 I like FARK's summary. However, from the article in question... QuoteThe platform also lacks specific details of how Democrats plan to capture bin Laden, the Al Qaeda mastermind who has evaded U.S. forces in the more than four years since the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. [waves hands in the air] GOOD! I mean, for the love of- [deep breath] Why on earth would anyone lay out specific details about how you plan to catch someone who doesn't want to be caught. "Well you see it's all very ingenious. We've implanted a tracking device on his most trusted personal aide so we'll be able to locate him with-" [phone rings] "excuse me I have to take this call..." ... "...well I've just been informed his most trusted personal aide has been killed an dumped on the side of a road in Pakistan. We'll uh... we'll be sure to keep you updated when we come up with a new idea. I'm afraid I have to cut this press conference short." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #12 March 30, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuote"Democrats promise to "eliminate" bin Laden if elected. Also, gas will be a nickel, and hot supermodels will want sleep with you, even though you are doughy and broke. Whatver you want. Just vote for them" What??? No 72 Virgins? I'm holding out for more. - Like Ron White said, "If you've seen one naked woman, YOU WANT TO SEE THEM ALLLL". I think there are exceptions to that rule. Wonder which party would put a tracking device on that babe. Lots of spare space to hid one. Whoever she leads you to has got to be very bad.Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freethefly 6 #13 March 31, 2006 EGAD!!!!! Why wasn't there a warning with that clicky!!! Now I have Mountain Dew all over my desk."...And once you're gone, you can't come back When you're out of the blue and into the black." Neil Young Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
