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peckerhead

I know how to solve the immigration problem.

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People keep saying we need to strengthen our borders. The simple solution would be to eliminate the border....

That's right, just make Mexico part of the United States. They won't keep coming if they are already here.

Mexico is rich in natural resources; oil, coal, natural gas, timber, etc. It has some of the most beautiful tourists destinations in the world. They have everything we have and lots of it. The only reason people are so poor is because of mis-management and corruption in government. We round up the thugs and crooked government officials and start making money.

We could divide the country into 5 new states:

South Texas
Southern Arizona
New Texaco
Louisissippii
AND
New Mexicalifornico

I don't think we would have to invade or anything like that. Since they all want to be Americans anyway they would likely surrender without firing a single shot.

What do you think?




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>That's right, just make Mexico part of the united states. They won't
>keep coming if they are already here.

I have a better idea. Just move the border south a few feet a night, say at 3am. No one will notice, because everyone's asleep then.

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>It would be a little tricky to move the Rio-Grande.
>Someone might notice.

Hey, we moved the entire Colorado River. Heck, we created the Salton Sea from scratch! If we do it a few feet at a time, no one will notice. Perhaps some people will enjoy having new waterfront homes (for a few days at least.)

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We soooo missed out on this during the Manifest Destiny days.... I mean we did kick thier asses in 1848.. we could have jsut gotten it all over back then...


Hell If it was not for Benedit Arnold screwing up during the Revolutionary War we would have had Canada as well.. also rich in natural resources that now we have to buy:D

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Ahem. Were this to occur, I believe I should be made de facto dictator of Jalasco.



I was hoping to be the governor of Louisissippi.

we could build the governors mansion in Cancun



Only if it's solar powered and not little animals are displaced from their natural habitats >:(

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