Chemical weapons in Speakers Corner

[SpeedRacer 1]

OK some people in Speakers Corner have been getting pretty nasty for some reason. Maybe it's the long winter & people haven't jumped enough, I don't know.

To remedy the situation, I have exploded a bomb containing an aerosolized mixture of Prozac and Midol.

you may experience some side effects. which can be cured with a dose of tequila.

carry on.

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[TheAnvil 0]

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you may experience some side effects. which can be cured with a dose of tequila

Ha! Neither Prozoc nor Midol will have any side-effects on me then!

I'm still a JJJAAAACCKKKAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[sfzombie13 324]

man, when the bush people scan the title of this thread, they're gonna send in a couple of a-teams to get you for the wmd's you're hiding. if i were you, i'd quit my job, leave the family and run to some foreign shore where they hate americans. shouldn't be too hard to choose one, and considering what i learned today, i don't blame them.

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Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes

[SpeedRacer 1]

I've often wondered if there is any connection between tequila and peyote.

I once read this book written by a guy in the 1930s who hung out with the Tarahumara indians in Mexico & tried peyote. It was a book called the Peyote Dance.

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[AggieDave 6]

That's funny, I just exploded a WMD containing refried beans, hash browns, an omlette (with chili) and a pizza.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[SpeedRacer 1]

actually the Indians did not ingest straight peyote. They had long ago derived a way to refine it into mescaline.


It was said that an amount of mesacaline the size of a pea was enough to see God two or three times. The Anglo author of the Peyote Dance said that he took mescaline powder about the size of an almond.

That dude wasn't right for a few years........

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[mnealtx 0]

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That's funny, I just exploded a WMD containing refried beans, hash browns, an omlette (with chili) and a pizza.

Poor Morgan!!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[sneaky 0]

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[rushmc 23]

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That's funny, I just exploded a WMD containing refried beans, hash browns, an omlette (with chili) and a pizza.

I knew it was YOU!!!!

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[rasmack 0]

Oh.. You!.. You!... *dozes off*...

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