GTAVercetti 0 #1 March 3, 2006 http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45793 A choice bit: According to Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA), Democrats are not willing to sacrifice their core values—indecision, incoherence, and disorganization—for the sake of short-term electoral gain. "Don't lose faithlessness, Democrats," Kennedy said. "The next election is ours to lose. To those who say we can't, I say: Remember Michael Dukakis. Remember Al Gore. Remember John Kerry." Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Swoopyswoop 0 #2 March 3, 2006 Oh soooooooooo true, I love watching ole kennedy make a bigger a$$ of himself. I guess he really doesnt get it "when I die, I want to go like my grandfather while im sleeping, not like the passengers riding in the car with me Swoopster A.S.S. #6 Future T.S.S holder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #3 March 3, 2006 I love the onion. What a great read.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
