miked10270 0 #1 March 1, 2006 This has to be shared! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #2 March 1, 2006 HAHAHAHHAHA. Brilliant! But how many guys marry only find its to an old goat many years later. At least he knows what hes getting himself into. Heres the story... A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders. They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi. "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat. "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up". Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case. "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #3 March 1, 2006 BWAHAHAHA! And just the other day, right here in Arkansas, a man tried to steal a sheep from the zoo...... Oh my. Luckily no harm came to the sheep.... http://www.tri-cityherald.com/24hour/weird/story/3191230p-11903538c.html-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
