warpedskydiver 0 #1 February 25, 2006 He called me on the phone to tell me she is smoking hot and never can keep her clothes on...but then he mentioned that I am learning to skydive and maybe she would enjoy a weekend at the DZ... her reply?...when your friend gets really good will he be able to stay up there as long as the professionals? I wish things were better for him! well at least she is pretty for the time being.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #2 February 25, 2006 QuoteHe called me on the phone to tell me she is smoking hot and never can keep her clothes on...but then he mentioned that I am learning to skydive and maybe she would enjoy a weekend at the DZ... her reply?...when your friend gets really good will he be able to stay up there as long as the professionals? I wish things were better for him! well at least she is pretty for the time being.. Hot? I know a physics professor who could give her some private tutoring.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 February 25, 2006 where are all the Beautiful, Intelligent women hiding? other than the ones that are jumpers already? I am asking a rhetorical question! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #4 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteHe called me on the phone to tell me she is smoking hot and never can keep her clothes on...but then he mentioned that I am learning to skydive and maybe she would enjoy a weekend at the DZ... her reply?...when your friend gets really good will he be able to stay up there as long as the professionals? I wish things were better for him! well at least she is pretty for the time being.. Hot? I know a physics professor who could give her some private tutoring. John shes is 20yrs old....we would be spreading your ashes all over...at your memorial! cause of death: DOP! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,150 #5 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteHe called me on the phone to tell me she is smoking hot and never can keep her clothes on...but then he mentioned that I am learning to skydive and maybe she would enjoy a weekend at the DZ... her reply?...when your friend gets really good will he be able to stay up there as long as the professionals? I wish things were better for him! well at least she is pretty for the time being.. Hot? I know a physics professor who could give her some private tutoring. John shes is 20yrs old....we would be spreading your ashes all over...at your memorial! cause of death: DOP! In the nicest possible way, you are totally clueless about these things.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #6 February 25, 2006 hehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gene03 0 #7 February 25, 2006 You've got a friend????? If it's Dana, tell him I had that same dream Thursday night.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #8 February 26, 2006 hey I said BITE ME! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Flygurl 0 #9 February 26, 2006 Quote where are all the Beautiful, Intelligent women hiding? other than the ones that are jumpers already? nice save Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #10 February 26, 2006 TYVM! kisses and hugs babe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ViperPilot 0 #11 February 27, 2006 ***John shes is 20yrs old....*** Last I checked 20's legal...go Kallend, go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #12 February 27, 2006 I was just teasing John, and he knows it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ViperPilot 0 #13 February 27, 2006 Or were you simply trying to beat him to her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #14 February 27, 2006 OF COURSE!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,150 #15 February 27, 2006 QuoteOr were you simply trying to beat him to her? “Age and Guile beats Youth and Enthusiasm every time.”, Anonymous... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites warpedskydiver 0 #16 February 27, 2006 I will compromise...John can get her from one end while I get the other end...I call south!!! and gene has to wait his turn because hes a pig in hogs clothing...or is that the other way around? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,150 #17 February 27, 2006 QuoteI will compromise...John can get her from one end while I get the other end...I call south!!! and gene has to wait his turn because hes a pig in hogs clothing...or is that the other way around? Never forget that old guys and young women stay home in comfort when the young guys get shipped off to the trenches.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rehmwa 2 #18 February 27, 2006 Quote“Age and Guile beats Youth and Enthusiasm every time.”, Anonymous it's anonymous, because the old guy that coined the phrase couldn't remember his own name I can't recall who it was, right now, I'll try and find out ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,150 #19 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuote“Age and Guile beats Youth and Enthusiasm every time.”, Anonymous it's anonymous, because the old guy that coined the phrase couldn't remember his own name I can't recall who it was, right now, I'll try and find out He remembered his name just fine. It's the rest of you that forgot it.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. 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kallend 2,150 #5 February 25, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteHe called me on the phone to tell me she is smoking hot and never can keep her clothes on...but then he mentioned that I am learning to skydive and maybe she would enjoy a weekend at the DZ... her reply?...when your friend gets really good will he be able to stay up there as long as the professionals? I wish things were better for him! well at least she is pretty for the time being.. Hot? I know a physics professor who could give her some private tutoring. John shes is 20yrs old....we would be spreading your ashes all over...at your memorial! cause of death: DOP! In the nicest possible way, you are totally clueless about these things.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #6 February 25, 2006 hehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #7 February 25, 2006 You've got a friend????? If it's Dana, tell him I had that same dream Thursday night.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #8 February 26, 2006 hey I said BITE ME! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygurl 0 #9 February 26, 2006 Quote where are all the Beautiful, Intelligent women hiding? other than the ones that are jumpers already? nice save Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #10 February 26, 2006 TYVM! kisses and hugs babe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #11 February 27, 2006 ***John shes is 20yrs old....*** Last I checked 20's legal...go Kallend, go! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #12 February 27, 2006 I was just teasing John, and he knows it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #13 February 27, 2006 Or were you simply trying to beat him to her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #14 February 27, 2006 OF COURSE!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #15 February 27, 2006 QuoteOr were you simply trying to beat him to her? “Age and Guile beats Youth and Enthusiasm every time.”, Anonymous... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #16 February 27, 2006 I will compromise...John can get her from one end while I get the other end...I call south!!! and gene has to wait his turn because hes a pig in hogs clothing...or is that the other way around? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #17 February 27, 2006 QuoteI will compromise...John can get her from one end while I get the other end...I call south!!! and gene has to wait his turn because hes a pig in hogs clothing...or is that the other way around? Never forget that old guys and young women stay home in comfort when the young guys get shipped off to the trenches.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #18 February 27, 2006 Quote“Age and Guile beats Youth and Enthusiasm every time.”, Anonymous it's anonymous, because the old guy that coined the phrase couldn't remember his own name I can't recall who it was, right now, I'll try and find out ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #19 February 27, 2006 QuoteQuote“Age and Guile beats Youth and Enthusiasm every time.”, Anonymous it's anonymous, because the old guy that coined the phrase couldn't remember his own name I can't recall who it was, right now, I'll try and find out He remembered his name just fine. It's the rest of you that forgot it.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
