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a bunch of raunchy, scarecly dressed virgins waiting for me in heaven are reason enough B|

thats way better than sitting on top of a cloud and singing hallelujah all boring day long in christion heaven :P
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

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all muslims know, that their heaven is superior

and for blowing myself up: naw, the martyrdom of being surrounded by oh so proud infidels (read: christians) sure qualifies me for going to muslim heaven
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

dudeist skydiver # 666

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"raunchy virgins?":S



that got me too - I didn't really get a very pretty picture in my imagination on that one

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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a bunch of raunchy, scarecly dressed virgins waiting for me in heaven....



WHAT have I told Y'All about doing some BASIC RESEARCH!!!>:(

The vastly increased demand for Paradise-Virgins will inevitably have an effect on quality. Of course... If you're happy to settle for Two-Tooth FAT-ima and her monobrowed friends then that's up to you!:(

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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a bunch of raunchy, scarecly dressed virgins waiting for me in heaven....



WHAT have I told Y'All about doing some BASIC RESEARCH!!!>:(

thanks - i really needed a laugh today - though: did this have to happen in speakers corner :o:SB|
The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

dudeist skydiver # 666

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