My girlfriend wants to become a hooker.

[warpedskydiver 0]

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Sorry, dude. That's a shocker.

I, for one, would run screaming from a girlfriend who would even entertain the idea of becoming a prostitute in anything remotely like a serious manner.

They talk about warning signs about a woman being "not for you," but the things they mention are things like constant phone calls, possessiveness, nagginess... This one makes those others pale in comparison.

Is it possible that part of the reason she's willing to do this is that she's not getting enough sex from you? Does she have unrequited fantasies about sex with strangers, or multiple partners, or swinging?

I think you need to have a long talk with her, at the very least. But me, I would seriously consider a breakup.

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yeah and if she really does want groupsex or a GB send her ass packing...to SDC!

[Nightingale 0]

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Even though it would be strictly sex and no attachment, it just feels wrong.

You have just answered your own question.

[GogglesnTeeth 6]

Put up a picture of her so we will know what kinda cash she could make!!

Goggles and Teeth

"You fall like a greased safe!!!"

[JoeyRamone 0]

I would kill myself if my wife has to go be a prostitute to pay the bills, take a second job. If my wife or girl friend did go the hooker route I would leave her in a minute.

So honey how many dicks did you suck tonight? Did that old man fuck you in the ass again too? That would make for some great talk around the family.

[altichick 1]

How about this instead

Don't sweat the petty things... and don't pet the sweaty things!

[tbrown 26]

Well, since you've posted this in Speakers Corner and not the Bonfire, I'll assume you're serious. Number one, there's all kinds of ways you or the little lady can make money on the side without her renting her body out to anybody.

Some questions arise. Would you ask her to turn a few more tricks to help you buy a new car or canopy ? And just how many guys would she have to do before you got upset about it ? Three ? Ten ? A hundred ? Or maybe never ?

The guy who "can set her up with some clean clients" is a fucking pimp. You can choose to become her pimp instead of him, but I don't know if that's any better from where she's lying on her back. And IF you pimp her out, then YOU are committting a felony of pandering and can do some serious prison time where you can bet somebody else will be pimping your ass out.

If your GF really wants to explore the wonderful world of hooking, she can at least do it legally in Nevada. Look up websites for the Moonlit Bunny Ranch, Chicken Ranch, Kit-Kat Ranch, etc. She can get a 2-3 week hitch at any of these establishments, with weekly medical exams and full time security to protect her from physical abuse.

Have you even considered what you would do if "Guido" were to stop by and explain the benefits of your GF working for the local Mafia ? If he doesn't just air condition your brain as his way of saying hello ?

Fantasy is one thing, the real thing is quite another. Rape fantasies can be fun, rape is not. If you want to do like Jack Lemmon, pay your GF for "tricking" you on Friday nights. This is altogether different. And you KNOW it.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[akarunway 1]

Get with the program - a couple hundred bucks an hour is what they charge in Mexico. You should be thinking 4 figures per act, just like the Bunny Ranchers.

And always book Saturday night for yourself.

[NewGuy2005 53]

It does not matter what either of you do. You are both hopelessly messed up.

Call me crazy, but try this:
Get a better job
sell the house and get a smaller one
cut other expenses.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Actually, I think they could be a real ground-breaking partnership; each pimping the other, and offering themselves up for threesomes and foursomes for extra money.

Does he have a camera helmet?

Wendy W.

They could stat their own sex web site and we would have to pay to watch.

Yeah - and then they could do all kind of nasty stuff like - like - like I'm not going to mention here.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[freethefly 6]

Great way to contract HIV and also spread it. You should dump her if being a whore is her ambition in life.

"...And once you're gone, you can't come back
When you're out of the blue and into the black."
Neil Young

[Skyrad 0]

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it just feels wrong.

Theres a good reason for that feeling.

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[Skyrad 0]

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Is it possible that part of the reason she's willing to do this is that she's not getting enough sex from you?

"Hey.. PJ!....Theres a man on the floor here....Quick dude bring your steel toecaps!"

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[christelsabine 1]

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Is it possible that part of the reason she's willing to do this is that she's not getting enough sex from you?

"Hey.. PJ!....Theres a man on the floor here....Quick dude bring your steel toecaps!"

Hey, J.!
Would you pls stop playing around with deepest fears a man (like PJ) could have?? PLEASE

You must be living somewhere in the desert, I guess! Most women with a lack of regular sex life start a career as a prostitute, didn't you know

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[Skyrad 0]

Actualy Christel the nearest desert form me at the moment is only a few hours drive away as today I'm in Brisbane Australia!

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[warpedskydiver 0]

well as in any starting business you may need to provide a demo of the equipment for rent...you know a few test jumps

[happythoughts 0]

Coupons. Hungry Howies has $5 Wednesdays. They do great business on Wednesdays. Frequent-shopper cards too.

[peacefuljeffrey 0]

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Is it possible that part of the reason she's willing to do this is that she's not getting enough sex from you?

"Hey.. PJ!....Theres a man on the floor here....Quick dude bring your steel toecaps!"

Hey, J.!
Would you pls stop playing around with deepest fears a man (like PJ) could have?? PLEASE

You know what? Since you and I are obviously not friendly with each other, your comments regarding me are clearly intended as personal insults. Why don't you stop it?

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-Jeffrey
"With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!"