Gravitymaster 0 #1 February 13, 2006 From a blog: QuoteBush Fails To Prevent East Coast Blizzard Minorities Hit Hardest by Some Lefty Reporter 02/12/06 As President Bush and his staff cowered in the White House, the snow continued to pile up on the many poor and African Amercian victims who could not afford to get out of town or to safety in Florida. Crucial supplies of blankets, hot cocoa, popcorn and dark rum - so essential to surviving the stress of any major snowstorm - lay in stores undelivered. "Where is the government? I need my sidewalk shovelled so I can get out to buy my damn lottery tickets!" said one D.C. resident from his living room. "Why are we wasting money in Iraq when we could be spending it here on me?" Progressive blogs blasted the President for his inaction. "We find the timing terribly suspicious - just as the Domestic Spying hearings kick into high gear, what happens? A major northeast Blizzard. Why now?" wrote blogger FukAmericanNBush2. Hearings into the Blizzards' effect on hearings are almost a certainty. Howard Dean has suggested he will call for an investigation once his new medications kick in and John Kerry took a break from the sporting activities of the glamourous super-rich in some exotic locale (random choice: Ice Sailing in Finland) to call for new legislation outlawing snowstorms. "The Republican Congress has dropped the ball once again. I have always been a staunch supporter of anti-snow legislation, except for certain locations where I ski. Snow has no business on our roads and the President and Congress knows that." Calls for impeachment over "SnowGate" as some are calling it already are mounting as deeply as the snow itself, and what will be discovered underneath will prove to have a truly chilling effect on the Republicans, as the inevitable thaw proceeds. Or something like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #2 February 13, 2006 Minorities, my ass! It's the short man that's been hit the hardest! That snow is over my head in several places! If I were up there, how would I get to the liquor store to buy more tequila? I wouldn't have been able to, that's what! Just another way of society oppressing the short man. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #3 February 13, 2006 GM, what's really scary is there are some folks who believe that the weather is controlled, and that a snowstorm like this is easy to conjure up to suit the purposes of those in control. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #4 February 13, 2006 QuoteGM, what's really scary is there are some folks who believe that the weather is controlled, and that a snowstorm like this is easy to conjure up to suit the purposes of those in control. Ciels- Michele Remember the story last year about the TV Weatherman who quit his job to persue what he thought was a machine the Russians invented that caused hurricanes? http://www.usatoday.com/weather/climate/2005-09-20-wacky-weatherman_x.htm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnie 0 #5 February 13, 2006 Bush hates white peopleNo matter where you Go!"there you are"! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #6 February 13, 2006 John Kerry has a plan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #7 February 13, 2006 Al Gore was trying to listen to Kerry's plan, but drank too much iced tea and had to leave the room frequently for bathroom breaks, missing the important points. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #8 February 13, 2006 > From a blog: Did you get this from Kalland's blog? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #9 February 13, 2006 QuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #10 February 13, 2006 I think there was some evil plot in there to have the blizzard on Saturday instead of waiting until Sunday night. I would have gotten a day off of work on Monday then. As it is I need to curtail my drinking & go to bed relatively earlier. Fuckers. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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goofyjumper 0 #12 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? ----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #13 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Do you believe that's a necessary qualification for President? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #14 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Isn't it great that the party that says they are for the little guy and inclusion and respect for others is filled with hate? Before you judge someone else's service record please consider this: have you served your country in the military?...if so, then feel free to opine if not shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #15 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Isn't it great that the party that says they are for the little guy and inclusion and respect for others is filled with hate? Before you judge someone else's service record please consider this: have you served your country in the military?...if so, then feel free to opine if not shut the fuck up. I believe that was an "auto-reply." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #16 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Isn't it great that the party that says they are for the little guy and inclusion and respect for others is filled with hate? Before you judge someone else's service record please consider this: have you served your country in the military?...if so, then feel free to opine if not shut the fuck up. Uh yes I have served in the military! So it looks like I don't need to shut the fuck up! And to Gravitymaster's reply: I don't think it is a qualification to be in the service to be president. I just think that Bush is fucking Monkey! I know that doesn't make sense but I can't help it.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #17 February 14, 2006 Quote And to Gravitymaster's reply: I don't think it is a qualification to be in the service to be president. I just think that Bush is fucking Monkey! I know that doesn't make sense but I can't help it. Too bad John Kerry disagrees with you. I realize you can't help it, most liberals can't. That's why I made the auto-reply comment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #18 February 14, 2006 And that is exactly the point of this thread. To basically blame Bush for absolutely everything that comes to the Dems minds without much basis or facts.... You proved a point"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #19 February 14, 2006 QuoteAnd that is exactly the point of this thread. To basically blame Bush for absolutely everything that comes to the Dems minds without much basis or facts.... You proved a point Hey, look...............something shiney. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #20 February 14, 2006 QuoteAnd that is exactly the point of this thread. To basically blame Bush for absolutely everything that comes to the Dems minds without much basis or facts.... You proved a point No I am not blamming Bush for the bad weather. That is pretty stupid of those people to say that.----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,148 #21 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Do you believe that's a necessary qualification for President? Presumably he can shoot straight when quail hunting.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #22 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Do you believe that's a necessary qualification for President? Presumably he can shoot straight when quail hunting. He is practicing in the name of "terrorism"----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #23 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Do you believe that's a necessary qualification for President? Presumably he can shoot straight when quail hunting. Errrrr...........that was Cheney......you know the Vice-President. Did you know Howard Dean made the same mistake? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,148 #24 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Do you believe that's a necessary qualification for President? Presumably he can shoot straight when quail hunting. Errrrr...........that was Cheney......you know the Vice-President. Did you know Howard Dean made the same mistake? Kerry is Vice President? When did that happen?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #25 February 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteJohn Kerry has a plan! Say...did you know John Kerry was in Vietnam? Did Bush go to Vietnam? Or any other war at that? Do you believe that's a necessary qualification for President? Presumably he can shoot straight when quail hunting. Errrrr...........that was Cheney......you know the Vice-President. Did you know Howard Dean made the same mistake? Kerry is Vice President? When did that happen? Memo to self: Never post when doing something else. edited to add: I thought you were talking about Bush. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
