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Dick Cheney Shoots Somebody Accidentally?

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``The vice president didn't see him,'' she continued. ``The covey flushed and the vice president picked out a bird and was following it and shot. And by god, Harry was in the line of fire and got peppered pretty good.''




Hey, he WAS in the LINE of FIRE. That should relieve Chaney from any responsibilty. After all the guy was between him and the bird.:S
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Nice going Dick ! The dumbass was tracking a bird and failed to notice his friend was in the line of fire. His office made no anouncement for over 24 hrs either, probably tried to suppress it under some national security clause is my guess. Some of the other excuses offered were that the guy was behind them and made no sounds (what's he supposed to do, shouting jumping jacks ? Doesn't thhat scare away the birds ?), also that the VP has a lot of medical staff in his entourage anyway, so that makes it alright I guess.

At least he shot a Texas fucking Republican. About time one of THEM got a tast of friendly fire.

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was the guy on line or staggering around aimlessly?

was the guy shot wearing orange?

was he doing something that warranted shooting his ass?

I would have to be there to actually know what happened but I bet there are some of you that may know without actually having been a witness


this is the same as jumpers knowing what happened in a jump gone wrong without being there and actually SEEING the event in question


I am not absolving anyone I am just not clairvoyant like the others:o

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was he doing something that warranted shooting his ass?

Dick Cheney was supposed to shoot the quail.

Possibly the man he shot was in some way giving aid & support to quails, however, so he had it coming.:P;)
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" nice going Dick" !!!!!
hahahah.. hey Maybe we should send Cheney to Afghanistan/Pakistan to "quail hunt ".....
They could invite all the local celebrities, like hmmm lets say,,, Osama Bin Laden and his Honchos....
( I keep seeing pics of O B L with this nasty looking automatic rifle..
Maybe HE can shoot Cheney!!!!...:P )
Rock on "Dead Eye Dick"..........
sheesh he couldn't even properly do THIS... he never even Killed, the Guy...
Hey does Halliburton have a "field dressing" division...? Bring 'em in !! pay 'em 50 million.....[:/]

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" nice going Dick" !!!!!
hahahah.. hey Maybe we should send Cheney to Afghanistan/Pakistan to "quail hunt ".....
They could invite all the local celebrities, like hmmm lets say,,, Osama Bin Laden and his Honchos....
( I keep seeing pics of O B L with this nasty looking automatic rifle..
Maybe HE can shoot Cheney!!!!...:P )
Rock on "Dead Eye Dick"..........
sheesh he couldn't even properly do THIS... he never even Killed, the Guy...
Hey does Halliburton have a "field dressing" division...? Bring 'em in !! pay 'em 50 million.....[:/]

( I hope that US surveilance isn't tracking MY posts, or I may have a knock on my door tonight...)
If i never make another post again,,, and NEVER show up at Safety Day :o[:/]:(... you'll know THEY have me.....:| and so good bye, it's been great.:)



ah the members of the OBL fan club speak up!:P

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Dick Cheney was supposed to shoot the quail.

Possibly the man he shot was in some way giving aid & support to quails, however, so he had it coming.:P;)

Maybe it was Dan Quale he shot...:P
"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon

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ah the members of the OBL fan club speak up!:P



Because, yes, finding any humor in this is just helping the terrorists.

Dude, get serious, this is hilarious.

Cheney isn't an advocate of gun control, but it sure looks like he could have used a bit more!

What a maroon.
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Whittington shot a bird and went to retrieve it in the tall grass, while Cheney and the third hunter walked to another spot and discovered a second covey.

Whittington "came up from behind the vice president and the other hunter and didn't signal them or indicate to them or announce himself," Armstrong said.



like I said before get all the facts and then open your mouth...looks like both of them were at fault:o

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was the guy shot wearing orange?

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Yes! :D


Chuck



I wonder what the anti-gun lefties are gonna say about this?


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Oh, hell! This, will be a whole 'new horizon' for the anti-gun folks. They're gonna have a field day with this!


Chuck

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