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http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrld.htm

I've been surfing the net for apocalyptic predictions. The site above is a good source.

apparently 2006 is a somewhat hot year for apocalyptic predictions. Not as big as the years 1999, 2000, and 2001, however. Or 1988, which was another hot year for the apocalypse.

But there is a few for 2006. Here are a few that for this year that we can tick off as they happen. This Wednesday, Jan 25th 2006 should see a bunch of devastating earthquakes in the California area. I've also heard predictions for February 1, which said earthquakes in the USA, but didn't specify where.

(actually it turns out that California gets SEVERAL EARTHQUAKES EVERY DAY but they're so tiny that no one can feel them!)

Another prediction was a nuclear attack scheduled for Friday, March 3, 2006. Another predicition was apocalypse on June 6 (date = number of the beast, 6-06-06 :o)

So let's get the popcorn, sit back, watch the apocalypse unfold & tick off the dates as they pass.

Oh, and post your own predictions here.;)

edited to add: Oh, and I also forgot. Drosnin's book Bible Code II (he needed a sequel to weasel out of his predictions form Bible Code I) also predicts the apocalypse in 2006 (or at least the start of it).

I wonder if the Bible codes can tell us who will win the Superbowl?
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When we turn on the Large Hadron Collider in the summer of 2007 a black hole will form in Switzerland and engulf the Earth. When this happens the righteous (those who know quantum field theory) will be separated from the rest of you. :P
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I foretell that if I dont stop reading stuff on here and get the pots done before my missus gets home from work.... I'm going to get a slapping (and not in the usual nice wayB|)....

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Oh yeah, I remember reading about that a few years ago.

"Hey you guys! Watch this!!"

*poof!* black hole!

"We did it! We did it!"

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"Oh shit"



Actually it would be way more entertaining if it turns out that bound states containing s-quarks are energetically favourable to the regular u,d-type matter, as so-called "strangelets" might then form in the detector and start a chain reaction turning the entire Earth into exotic hadronic matter.

This is my kind of thread. Let's hear some more bids for the apocalypse. B|
HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
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- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

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Actually it would be way more entertaining if it turns out that bound states containing s-quarks are energetically favourable to the regular u,d-type matter, as so-called "strangelets" might then form in the detector and start a chain reaction turning the entire Earth into exotic hadronic matter.



Oh dude, too right!! That would be way wicked!! B|










I have no idea what you just said. :|

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>a black hole will form in Switzerland . . .

I think it would be cooler if we create enough stress to 'pinch off' a new universe. The question of who God was (at least for that universe) would be neatly solved.

A magnetic monopole would be cool too.

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I think it would be cooler if we create enough stress to 'pinch off' a new universe.



Also we do not know for certain that we are at the global minimum of the vacuum energy. Cosmological inflation indicates that vacuum has decayed at least once in the history of the Universe. It might do it again. We might set it off...

As for the monopole it would just look like a platinum nucleus (lots of ionization) traversing the detector in a strange trajectory.
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I think it would be cooler if we create enough stress to 'pinch off' a new universe. The question of who God was (at least for that universe) would be neatly solved.



Actually, I foresee this causing the apocalypse. God has thus far been unproveable - not detected but inference leads to the belief that He is there. Nothing has ever ruled Him out.

Compare and contrast to dark matter. Dark matter has thus far been unproveable - not detected but inference leads to the belief that it is there. Nothing has ever ruled it out.

Dark energy, on the other hand, seems to have more evidence.

Could God be dark matter and dark energy? That invisible postulated stuff that fills in the gaps of our physical cosmos and holds it together? Those distant galaxies don't rotate predictably? God's hand at work. Or is it dark matter at play, doing it's work with energy.

So this collider creates dark matter and energy. The creation of God would make another God, thereby causing a battle in the cosmos between two deities for supremacy, for either there can be only one God (as in judeo-christian beliefs) or there are more than one God who always fight each other.

Either way, the destruction of the universe will occur.


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>The creation of God would make another God, thereby
>causing a battle in the cosmos between two deities for supremacy,
>for either there can be only one God (as in judeo-christian beliefs) . . .

Or a clever theologian would prove that God is really a quadrity - the Father, the Son, the Uncle and the Holy Ghost - thus allowing the new god to live in peace with the other(s).

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It'll be soon, I tell you that. I'm waiting for Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

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>The creation of God would make another God, thereby
>causing a battle in the cosmos between two deities for supremacy,
>for either there can be only one God (as in judeo-christian beliefs) . . .

Or a clever theologian would prove that God is really a quadrity - the Father, the Son, the Uncle and the Holy Ghost - thus allowing the new god to live in peace with the other(s).



Now if it were the Father, the Son, the Aunt and the Holy Ghost, it'd be a whole different story. There would be no peace in the firmament.:P


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There would be no peace in the firmament.:P



Where'd that word come from? From context, it doesn't sound very 'firm'

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It'll be soon, I tell you that. I'm waiting for Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!



so, in 2006 will we also be attacked by a giant Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man??:P
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Thw world just refuses to cooperate with all the idiots predicting it's end.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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Another predicition was apocalypse on June 6 (date = number of the beast, 6-06-06 :o)



well, that's the date my sister is getting married. So it's definitely the end of the world for my future brother-in-law.....

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Oh, and post your own predictions here.;)



I posted this in another thread, but it bears repeating. When "I am a Christian...and proud of it!!!!" goes dormant, the world as we know it will come to an end.

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Another predicition was apocalypse on June 6 (date = number of the beast, 6-06-06 Shocked)

well, that's the date my sister is getting married. So it's definitely the end of the world for my future brother-in-law...



June 6th is also D-Day!:o
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Errrrrr hasn't any-one noticed the universe has already been blown to smithereens.:S

We're just getting the after shocks on the few remaining physical particles still floating around.... living and reliving the echoes of a long past event

This world is like a miniature hobby destructo kit compared to the real thang....come on lets blow it again it was so much fun the first time B|
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