AlexCrowley 0 #1 January 18, 2006 Given the current political and social climate - see threads on stupid christians bitching about movies and tv programs that promote heathen lifestyles. - it has become necessary to put religious zealots in their place. I know I'm repeating myself somewhat, but this is something I believe has become necessary. Until recently (the last hundred years or so) the church felt that burning heretics and witches was acceptable. I'd like to update this idea and burn christians every couple of days. Initially I'd like to do this on public access TV, simply to keep costs down. Once we prove it's commercial appeal we could increase the production values and move to cable and eventually to network syndication. I really think this works for both parties. The christians can have something to bitch and whine about other than some stupid fucking holiday tree or the commercialization of chocolate and rabbits (stupid fuckers - the christians, not the rabbits, although rabbits aren't all that bright - after all its not like you'll ever see one driving a prius ....no, mr bunny drives american cars thats how fucking stupid he is). So we kill christians, they get to bitch, we get to cheer up a little and roast some heathen marshmallows and make some decent cash exploiting dead zealots. In fact Dead Zealots is the name of the show. In the second season we'll expand the format to world travel and see how other countries would kill their christians. I find mans creativity in this area endlessly fascinating. So, watch your schedules for Dead Zealots. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 January 18, 2006 shall we kill the people who bitch about Christians bitching first, or second? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ViperPilot 0 #3 January 18, 2006 Or you could stop labeling christians as morons because of a few morons who call themselves christians. Just because some idiot like Pat Robertson calls himself a christian does not mean all christians agree w/ him...in fact, I'd be willing to bet my nuts that 99% of christians think he's way overboard and do not agree with him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 January 18, 2006 QuoteHas burning Christians become necessary? Anyway, your idea for a show has been done already. By Caesar Nero. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 January 18, 2006 QuoteOr you could stop labeling christians as morons because of a few morons who call themselves christians. Just because some idiot like Pat Robertson calls himself a christian does not mean all christians agree w/ him...in fact, I'd be willing to bet my nuts that 99% of christians think he's way overboard and do not agree with him. 99% of Christians do not have a direct line to the White House.. This whack job does......that is the truely scary part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #6 January 18, 2006 QuoteOr you could stop labeling christians as morons because of a few morons who call themselves christians. Just because some idiot like Pat Robertson calls himself a christian does not mean all christians agree w/ him...in fact, I'd be willing to bet my nuts that 99% of christians think he's way overboard and do not agree with him. Sort of like we are admonished to stop labeling all MUSLIMS as evil murderous extremist shitbags because only... well...90% of them are. No, really, though. People tell us to stop judging muslims as though all of them are hostile extremists who hate and want to exterminate all non-muslims. Why not the same admonition to those who want to judge all Christians the same way just because of the idiotic things that some of them say? Not that I defend Christians in any way. I just don't like to see a double standard applied. --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #7 January 18, 2006 Alex, you crack me up. For some reason my injured brain is starting to 'get' you. Wharped minds we have in common. In actuality, I see more hatred of Christians in Amazon's posts than yours. Anyway, I say yeah...burn them all. We're out to destroy the world. I'll be first...burn me! Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #8 January 18, 2006 QuoteSort of like we are admonished to stop labeling all MUSLIMS as evil murderous extremist shitbags because only... well...90% of them are. No, they're not. QuoteNo, really, though. People tell us to stop judging muslims as though all of them are hostile extremists who hate and want to exterminate all non-muslims. Why not the same admonition to those who want to judge all Christians the same way just because of the idiotic things that some of them say? - As the great Bill Hicks once said, "Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underacheiver. Kill everybody."This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 January 18, 2006 Quote Has burning Christians become necessary? No, I think we should continue to explore alternative forms of energy. I haven't researched it, but I can't imagine that Christians are the most efficient fuel source out there."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #10 January 18, 2006 See hereSafe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
