AlexCrowley 0 #1 January 17, 2006 Dear God, please can we kill your followers as they're really fucking annoying in a general way. Amen. Discuss. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #2 January 17, 2006 So many Monte Python quotes trying to get out, I can't keep them straight, aaaaaarrrghhhhhhh - BOOM - fizzzzzzzzzz........,,,,,,,. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #3 January 17, 2006 Dear Alex, Thank you for your suggestion. However: I sentence you to be spanked by the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in skimpy nun outfits for all eternity. -God. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #4 January 17, 2006 QuoteI sentence you to be spanked by the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders in skimpy nun outfits for all eternity.. "First the Spankings" "I'm here to rescue you" "no, I think I can handle it on my own" in that vein anyway.... ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #5 January 17, 2006 Dear God, Umm .......no.................no...............please don't make hot women in skimpy uniforms spank me.........please.....and especially don't also make them bring decent beer and fish and chips as that would be really bad. Amen. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #6 January 17, 2006 QuoteDear God, Umm .......no.................no...............please don't make hot women in skimpy uniforms spank me.........please.....and especially don't also make them bring decent beer and fish and chips as that would be really bad. Amen. __________________________________________ GOD: "O.K.!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #7 January 17, 2006 Dear God, Please make Alex take his meds. Daily. On time. Without fail. Very truly yours, Rhonda Lea Kirk P.S. I'm still waiting for the perfect guy I asked for some years ago. But if you'll grant this prayer, I'll let you off the hook since you're obviously a total fuck-up in that regard.If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yourmomma 0 #8 January 17, 2006 Dude you are so going to hell. You fell directly into the trap of free-will. The unfaithful call the actions of a omnipotent being who, out of pure fancy, decides to create you to be a fuck up. Then judges you when you act according to his plan a "dick move". The faithful know this to be "tuff love". Feel the love brother! And avoid the noid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #9 January 17, 2006 I reject your god. I follow the same god as Speedracer. My god is real. IT says so in my cheetos. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #10 January 17, 2006 this time its way beyond the power of meds to fix TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #11 January 17, 2006 Dear god, please protect me from your followers. Amen. Also: Our lager, which art in barrels. Hallowed be thy name. Thee will be drunk, I will be drunk. In bars as it is in Taverns. Give us this day a foamy head, And forgive our spillage, as we forgive those who spill on us. And lead us not into hangovers, and deliver us from bedspins For thine is the beer, the bitters and the lager. Amen.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #12 January 17, 2006 Please, deity -- can you kill the jokes in SC? This place is for serious ranting, so that we can all get righteously pissed off and stuff. Funny stuff is just not appropriate. Thanks Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #13 January 17, 2006 Dear god, in addition of Alex taking his meds, please make it triple and rectally. Amen"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #14 January 18, 2006 Quotethis time its way beyond the power of meds to fix I'll fix you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #15 January 18, 2006 yes, but you mean in a dead way. Thats no fun. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pajarito 0 #16 January 18, 2006 Added: I know... I know... Not your real picture. Work with me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #17 January 18, 2006 ARGH!!! HAPPY!!! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #18 January 18, 2006 Quoteyes, but you mean in a dead way. No I don't, baby boy. I have much better ideas than that. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #19 January 18, 2006 QuoteQuoteyes, but you mean in a dead way. No I don't, baby boy. I have much better ideas than that. Send me a PM or something... since I'll be meeting him next week. I always like your ideas. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KidWicked 0 #20 January 18, 2006 QuoteDear God, please can we kill your followers as they're really fucking annoying in a general way. Amen. Discuss. Amen brother.Coreece: "You sound like some skinheads I know, but your prejudice is with Christians, not niggers..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #21 January 18, 2006 See hereSafe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
