Sen.Blutarsky 0 #1 January 9, 2006 At least this will keep my esteemed colleague behind a word processor and not a steering wheel. But will he receive clemency from historians? Hopefully there will be no embarassing disclosures implicating yours truly along with the Tedmeister … Senator Kennedy And His Dog Massachusetts legislator signs with Scholastic; children's book to give dog's-eye view of Senate. January 9, 2006: 12:07 PM EST NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) - Edward Kennedy, the veteran Massachusetts senator, has agreed to create a children's book to bring the nation's youngest political students a peek at life behind the scenes in Washington, D.C. Senator Kennedy, the latest political star to ink a deal with the publishing industry has signed with Scholastic Corporation, the company announced Monday, to publish a 56-page volume titled My Senator and Me: A Dog's-Eye View of Washington, D.C. The book tells the story of Senator Kennedy and his dog making their way through a day in the Senate. The Senator says the story will help families understand the inner workings of the American government. "Reading is a lifelong adventure," said Senator Kennedy. "I hope that this book will spark an interest in young people to learn more about their government and to explore the joy of books." Scholastic says the Senator will donate proceeds from the book to charity. The book will be published in May 2006. http://money.cnn.com/2006/01/09/news/funny/kennedy_scholastic/index.htm?cnn=yes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #2 January 9, 2006 Hmm, a day in the life, huh? "At 6:30, I wake to the smell of a freshly poured Bloody Mary..." "And then it's off to lunch to discuss important matters of state over 4 martinis..." "A very important dinner reception with lots of very yummy wine. Can you say 'Wine' boys and girls?" "Before heading to bed, I relax in my study with my dog at my feet and a snifter of scotch in my hand, another busy day behind me..." you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
markd_nscr986 0 #3 January 9, 2006 Teddy a lush??? Say it aint soMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 January 9, 2006 Quote Teddy a lush??? Say it aint so Well, it's not like he spends all his time outdoors for his nose to be that red... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #5 January 9, 2006 You missed the stuff about swimming lessons and playing fetch. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #6 January 9, 2006 "After lunch, we're off to the park with Fido's favorite ball and my favorite custom-made 6-pack beer hat (boy am I glad I have a huge noggin!)" you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #7 January 9, 2006 wheres the swimming lesson? the dead bodies? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #8 January 9, 2006 Dead bodies? WHAT dead bodies? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #9 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuote Teddy a lush??? Say it aint so Well, it's not like he spends all his time outdoors for his nose to be that red... Naaaw, our red nosed rural doctors blame it on too many apples one eats per day...bwahahaha dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 January 9, 2006 Some excerpts from the new book: "I woke up in the morning and after a walk, dump and some food, Teddy and I went to the Capitol building. Fortunately, Teddy has a driver..." "As we entered the Capitol, I begged Teddy to let me go to the bathroom again. I had to take another dump, as always this time of the morning and Teddy walked me to Senator Blutarsky's office, where I dumped and marked the door as "Kennedy territory..." "We then proceeded through the halls and to the floor, where Teddy made a 3 minute speech. I observed, and he was talking to me. Most people accuse him of being a demented drunkard and a slavering incoherent wreck. They don't understand that he isn't drunk - he's actually speaking in dog talk..." "Fortunately, we have become better together since he now understands that I don't appreciate him liquoring up hot bitches I'm moving in on and having his way with them. When he had his way with that cute Airedaile, that was the last straw. He explained he was drunk and dogs don't press charges. Now we've got a signal - if I sniff the bitch's butt, that means Teddy leaves her alone and she's mine..." "Teddy's libido is fantastic. I hear he wanted to neuter me, but how could I be a true member of the family if I'm de-nutted?..." "Over the past couple of years, I've been giving Teddy lessons in ball licking. He has always been fascinated by it, and has been eager to learn. I frankly don't believe that he'll ever develop the spine to do it. In fact, others question his spine when he leaves the office, but I don't tell him that. I just laugh and lick my balls..." My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #11 January 9, 2006 Who leaked this?! Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #12 January 9, 2006 QuoteHmm, a day in the life, huh? "At 6:30, I wake to the smell of a freshly poured Bloody Mary..." "And then it's off to lunch to discuss important matters of state over 4 martinis..." "A very important dinner reception with lots of very yummy wine. Can you say 'Wine' boys and girls?" "Before heading to bed, I relax in my study with my dog at my feet and a snifter of scotch in my hand, another busy day behind me..." Rebecca, when did you spend a day with him, you had to! No one could be this accurate about Teddy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #13 January 9, 2006 QuoteQuoteHmm, a day in the life, huh? "At 6:30, I wake to the smell of a freshly poured Bloody Mary..." "And then it's off to lunch to discuss important matters of state over 4 martinis..." "A very important dinner reception with lots of very yummy wine. Can you say 'Wine' boys and girls?" "Before heading to bed, I relax in my study with my dog at my feet and a snifter of scotch in my hand, another busy day behind me..." Rebecca, when did you spend a day with him, you had to! No one could be this accurate about Teddy I didn't. I just imagined my day if I were a senator. Except for the 6:30 a.m. part - that'd really be closer to 9ish... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 January 9, 2006 Quote Who leaked this?! That puddle outside your door? Mama Rosie, Sen. Kennedy's dog. He leaked on your door. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymiles 3 #15 January 9, 2006 Remember when Sen. Ted Kennedy continued reading “My Pet Goat” to a bunch of school kids after he was informed the country was under attack. Oh, that was funny. Phil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sen.Blutarsky 0 #16 January 9, 2006 QuoteRemember when Sen. Ted Kennedy continued reading “My Pet Goat” to a bunch of school kids after he was informed the country was under attack. Oh, that was funny. I s’ppose there wasn’t much else _to do_ while awaiting reliable reports from the national security advisory team concerning the events that were unfolding in real time. Standing up, flailing your arms around and screaming “OMG we’re under attack, everybody is going to DIE” is considered bad form for American leaders. Instead you retain your composure and stick with the script. Blutarsky 2008. No Prisoners! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #17 January 9, 2006 That was a nice read, to bad it did'nt come with pictures. Hell how is someone suppose to read without pictures? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 January 9, 2006 QuoteThat was a nice read, to bad it did'nt come with pictures. Hell how is someone suppose to read without pictures? If you want pictures, I think you need to counseling. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Channman 2 #19 January 9, 2006 Yea, kind of messed up, but since I'm a product of public education sometimes pictures help. I'll forgo the pictures from your current story but maybe in the furture you could provide some photos on furture stories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
