AlexCrowley 0 #1 January 1, 2006 Actually I didnt. But I do have a theory I wanted to test. What books/magazines/laptop + software are in your bathroom? TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #2 January 1, 2006 Sometimes I read TV Guide. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #3 January 1, 2006 If you read TV Guide you dont have to watch TV. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #4 January 1, 2006 QuoteWhat books/magazines/laptop + software are in your bathroom? Reader's "Digest". . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobbes4star 0 #5 January 1, 2006 skydiver magif fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #6 January 1, 2006 Playboy, Penthouse, Barely Legal, and Barely LivingThis ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 January 1, 2006 QuotePlayboy, Penthouse, Barely Legal, and Barely Living perhaps you're doing TOO MANY things in the bathroom and should get out more... I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 January 1, 2006 I took a few huge dumps in your house. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #9 January 1, 2006 >What books/magazines/laptop + software are in your bathroom? Dell laptop w/802.11 The Godless Constitution (Kramnick) The Best American Science Writing 2004 (Sobel) The Onion: Fanfare for the Area Man PARACHUTIST Mar 2005 Fifty Degrees Below (Robinson) Design News Nov 2005 Why God won't go away: Brain science and the biology of belief (Newberg) Analog Mar 2006 (yeah, they send them way early) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #10 January 1, 2006 QuoteI took a few huge dumps in your house. Chris michele and I should have flushed your head and given you a swirly q. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peregrinerose 0 #11 January 1, 2006 This is so sad, but it's the only time I have to catch up on reading the optometric journals. So now you know how your eye docs keep informed Jen Do or do not, there is no try -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #12 January 1, 2006 This doesnt surprise anyone. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #13 January 1, 2006 We have our roll of toilet paper that we sometimes write pornographic messages on.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 January 1, 2006 Sheesh Bill, your dumps must be really huge...or you're a speed reader. Happy New Year buddy, Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 January 2, 2006 QuoteI took a few huge dumps in your house. Chris -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- michele and I should have flushed your head and given you a swirly q. You really should have. It might have helped with my healing. BTW, Happy Feast of the Solemnity of Mary. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #16 January 2, 2006 LMFAO!! I just saw this thread right below the "I'm a Christian... and proud of it!" thread in the list... BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! In my crapper, I have various books on knot tying; Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged (which I have not really yet trudged deep into); ParaGear catalog (for drooling practice); C.Crane catalog; NRA magazines... -Jeffrey-Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 January 2, 2006 HEY you stole my idea for a thread title. that's ok tho. hey I resolved for 2006 not to post drunk. what happend??? o well. there's a prophecy that says if SpeedRacer ever stops posting drunk, then America will be destroyed in 2006 & the apocalypse will happen. That is, If the fucking Four Horsemen ever get their shit together. And we still need that 7-headed dragon. And the agent of the Horseman of Death is still arguing about salary issues. And the Horseman of Pestilence keeps calling in sick. well no shit sherlock! YTF didn't the prophets see that one coming?? Man the 21st century is a real let-down. First the stock market decline in 2000, but no Y2K catastrophe, and now the whole apocalypse thing isn't coming together. Oh well. Let's just start over, OK???no more prophecies, no more televangelists, no more giving money to assholes in white suits with sideways hair-pieces, and no more bullshit. Every day is a new day from here on out, OK??? Let's just skydive. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 January 2, 2006 QuoteAnd we still need that 7-headed dragon. Perhaps it's not really a 7-headed dragon, but a dragon who receives head 7 times. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 January 2, 2006 HOLY SHIT BILL CLINTON IS THE ANTI-CHRIST!! We should have listened to all the Conservatives here!! crap, now how am I going to scrub off this "Clinton is God" tattoo on my forehead & right hand?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 January 2, 2006 Quotecrap, now how am I going to scrub off this "Clinton is God" tattoo on my forehead & right hand?? Try using soap. It's also useful after taking a huge dump. BTW, what's the deal with traveller's constipation? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #21 January 2, 2006 that happens anytime you'rein a new environment. happens when you start backpacking too. the first day or so, you don't shit. I don't know why, except that you're used to relaxing & sitting down on a toilet, now you gotta squat over a hole in the ground with your legs all tense. And any slight change like that will mess things up. there is actuallly a book called "How to Shit in the Woods" although this book was not foreseen by the prophets in the Bible. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #22 January 2, 2006 Quotealthough this book was not foreseen by the prophets in the Bible. You sure, because I think they shit in holes back then? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 January 2, 2006 a friend & formore house-mate of mind used to be in special forces, & was in gulf war #1. He used to complain that the Kurds would shit whereever they were. They didn't dig latrines. You'd walk around these male-shifft mountain forts and there would be pieces of human shit lying around. and also he said that the Americans dropped in SO MUCH food, that the Kurds started saying that pasta was "poor man's food" and would take the huge amounts of American dried macaroni and use it to line the dirt floors of their tents. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #24 January 2, 2006 QuoteAyn Rand's Atlas Shrugged "Atlas Shrugged"! I read that back in High School and if I remember it was about 1100 pages long. You're going to have to do one really huge dump to finish that one. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #25 January 2, 2006 Uhh I dont think you have to finish a whole book at a time. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
