Normal behavior for a stripper?

[leroydb 0]

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I just got this picture from right after it happened. The look on my face is priceless!

he would so pee in ur butt...


dont take me serious... its a jokey

Leroy


..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio...

[JohnRich 4]

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This one stripper pulls me out of the audience... whispers in my ear, "ok, I'm gonna put you down on the floor now...just go with it." So he throws me down, face down on the floor... I see him pull out a can of whipped cream. Then before I know what's happening, he pulls my pants down, puts the whipped cream in my ass crack...

What he's doing is simulating a complete stranger fucking you in the ass and shooting his cum all over you - in front of an audience.

And you find that to be amusing?

Call me an old fuddy-duddy...

[Broke 0]

Nice towel

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[RhondaLea 4]

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This one stripper pulls me out of the audience... whispers in my ear, "ok, I'm gonna put you down on the floor now...just go with it." So he throws me down, face down on the floor... I see him pull out a can of whipped cream. Then before I know what's happening, he pulls my pants down, puts the whipped cream in my ass crack...

What he's doing is simulating a complete stranger fucking you in the ass and shooting his cum all over you - in front of an audience.

And you find that to be amusing?

Call me an old fuddy-duddy...

Fuddy-duddy? How about a little...uh...well...

Let me ask you how a little licked off whipped cream turned into the scenario you picked?

I mean, that's one hell of a "simulation" but I don't see how you came up with ass fucking and shooting cum from what actually happened.

Call me lacking in imagination, but I just don't see it.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[AlexCrowley 0]

I find it interesting that the old fuddy duddy came up with the explicit scenario when everyone else was just wondering about whipped cream.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Diversgodown 0]

Watch out there's a big black man ontop of you!

***Glory Favors the Bold***

[Remster 30]

This is yet another exemple why, as men, we are seriously deprived of many life experiences.

When's the last time one of you guys got a rimming at the strip club?

Remster

[AlexCrowley 0]

You should clarify.

You mean from one of the girls working there? someone working there? someone who just happened to be there?

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[JohnRich 4]

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Let me ask you how a little licked off whipped cream turned into the scenario you picked?

I mean, that's one hell of a "simulation" but I don't see how you came up with ass fucking and shooting cum from what actually happened.

Call me lacking in imagination, but I just don't see it.

From the photo in message #19.

Signed,
Fuddy-Duddy

[tigra 0]

For what its worth, I'm with you. I've been to parties with male strippers but I would not be happy or amused if one did that to me.

[AlexCrowley 0]

urm.

So when you give someone a massage its because you want anal sex with them? that picture shows a guy in a normal non-anal sex position with a towel.

Dude, you have a sick sick mind.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

[Broke 0]

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This is yet another exemple why, as men, we are seriously deprived of many life experiences.

When's the last time one of you guys got a rimming at the strip club?

You want a black guy to get on top of you and lick whipped cream outta your crack... I think that is called prison

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[RhondaLea 4]

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You want a black guy to get on top of you and lick whipped cream outta your crack... I think that is called prison

I thought he looked pretty hot...but maybe I should go back and look at the picture again.

rl

If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb

[aprilcat 0]

You can't see his face but whats showing IS pretty impressive.

I wouldn't like it if he did that to me. I have issues with strange tongues in my butt, but who knows if he used some kind of dental dam. She looks like she's having a BLAST from the photo, and isn't that what going there was about?

I mean..its not CHURCH! ~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[rsmn17 0]

He was definatly NOT pretty hot at all! But seriously, calm down guys...it was funny! Believe me if I had known what he was gonna do, I wouldn't have gone up there with him. I wasn't the first one he called up and the girls before me didn't get it that bad. But looking back, it was funny as hell.

[rsmn17 0]

Thankyou!!! My point exactly! It's not like I was doing the licking

[Remster 30]

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Thankyou!!! My point exactly! It's not like I was doing the licking

How typical!

What happend to "Whats good for the goose...."? Reciprocity? etc...

That poor stripper must have been so disapointed...

Remster

[aprilcat 0]

...He came for the dollars ~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[rsmn17 0]

The funny thing is...I think he maybe got two dollars!! Neither came from me!

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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...He came for the dollars ~~April

I see a pun.

[Remster 30]

Perv.

Remster

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

dork.

[aprilcat 0]

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...He came for the dollars ~~April

I see a pun.

You're right! It was written totally tongue-in-cheek!~~April

Camelot II, the Electric Boogaloo!

[VanillaSkyGirl 6]

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...He came for the dollars ~~April

I see a pun.

[JohnRich 4]

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For what its worth, I'm with you. I've been to parties with male strippers but I would not be happy or amused if one did that to me.

Thank you for your support.

I knew I would get slammed for that view, but I don't care. It needed to be said. I would imagine that there are others who agree with us too, but they don't want others here to think they too are fuddy-duddy's. It's not considered "cool" to protest someone using you for simulated sexual hijinks in a public environment. Somehow...

I don't want someone using my granddaughters for their sexual exhibitionism, in a few years when they grow into young adults.

Fuddy Duddy