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Suddenly I'm having this fantasy about meeting you and acting really gay and getting you to try and "convert" me!!!!



Oh, but I love them so much I don't try to convert them, silly! I leave that for the Jesus freaks.



[The fantasy suddenly goes down in flames]

Damn, and it was such a great fantasy!!!

I'm going to got to bed and sulk now.

Walt

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I wouldn't say they "Rocked My World", but I've had mates who're gay since my late teens.

Personally I've always found them more witty & funny to socialise with than hetero males. Similarly, I found that you get a better night out in The Gay Scene.

OK, you get hit on occasionally, but telling the guy that: "I Prefer to Pot The Pink, and I DON'T Moisturise or Swallow!" usually fixes any chat-up without causing offence.:)"There's a Queue!":D

Then... Back in the early 1980's when I was Young(er), free & single, there were all the girls who're now called "Fag-Hags".:P Out for a few drinks and what they think is a safe night's flirting or the challenge of "turning" a gay...B| Believe me boys - it's Heterosexual Heaven!:ph34r: By the time they realised you were into "Pink 'n' Soft 'n' Squidgy" anyway it's too late!>:(

Great times. Long may they continue.:)
Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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really? i find that Hitler had the best solution to the gay problem :)



Wot? Put one of them in charge of The Air Force? Get your personal SS bodyguard to sing a song about another one? Put a third one in charge of Czechsolvakia? a fourth in charge of The Storm-Troopers?:S

No offence mate... I really DON'T see how this improves nights out with gay mates... Unless we're all going on a jolly to a 1930's Berlin Nightclub![:/]

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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Not to mention that the straight boys who can hang with the queers get lots of bonus points with the fag hags. It's a win-win-win. We (the fag hags) have identified straight boys who aren't closed-minded, we get a great night out with our gay boyfriends, and hey, maybe we can meet a potential straight boyfriend as well.

I like your thinking. :)

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really? i find that Hitler had the best solution to the gay problem :)



Wot? Put one of them in charge of The Air Force? Get your personal SS bodyguard to sing a song about another one? Put a third one in charge of Czechsolvakia? a fourth in charge of The Storm-Troopers?:S

No offence mate... I really DON'T see how this improves nights out with gay mates... Unless we're all going on a jolly to a 1930's Berlin Nightclub![:/]

Mike.



Are we talking about Weimar, "Cabaret", or "The Producers"? :SB|:D

mh
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

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wow, sorry that was a typo. I must have fat fingered it.


I had meant to type:

I find it strange that people without a sense of humor claim to have one and vehemently deny their lack of humor. The same with racists and homophobes.

I also think that their fear is amusing in a sad shuffling old man slowly walking in grey rainy weather kind of way.

Strange how you hit one wrong key and it changes the entire meaning of a sentence.

TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking.

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They rock my world. :)



really? i find that Hitler had the best solution to the gay problem :)


If only Hitler had been nicer to the gays. He might not have lingered so long with that unfortunate mustache. [:/]



Ok, I'm evil for doing this but I'll do it anyway.

Ya' know why gay guys have moustaches?

To hide the stretchmarks!!

You can go ahead and beat me with a stick--it was worth it.

Walt

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