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QuoteYou Americans somehow are on mental level of a 9 y/o.." - or something like that.... Nevertheless, he was sooo right
Wow..........that is sooooo original..........and profound
Sounds like something a 9 year old would sayMarc SCR 6046 SCS 3004
billvon 3,132
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Too bad humans and chimps don't have the same number of chromosomes! Makes any hybrid even more unlikely than it would be otherwise. (Of course, horses have 64 chromosomes and donkeys 62, and they can still produce a hybrid.)
A more interesting question - would a homo sapien/homo florensis combination be successful? That could have happened within recorded history.
A more interesting question - would a homo sapien/homo florensis combination be successful? That could have happened within recorded history.
QuoteToo bad humans and chimps don't have the same number of chromosomes! Makes any hybrid even more unlikely than it would be otherwise. (Of course, horses have 64 chromosomes and donkeys 62, and they can still produce a hybrid.)
A more interesting question - would a homo sapien/homo florensis combination be successful? That could have happened within recorded history.
you can get donkeys doing hybrids !!!! much be quite a sight
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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
I've heard we have the same number of chromosomes as penguins. We should try to impregnate someone with penguin semen. Wait, but how do you jack off a penguin.
QuoteQuoteYou Americans somehow are on mental level of a 9 y/o.." - or something like that.... Nevertheless, he was sooo right
Wow..........that is sooooo original..........and profound
Sounds like something a 9 year old would say
Jim, slow down. I just repeated something I read here in S/C.
But, your reply was overwhelming in its originality.
(edited for sp correction)
dudeist skydiver # 3105
billvon 3,132
>Wait, but how do you jack off a penguin.
Dress up like a girl penguin and give em a flipper job I guess.
Dress up like a girl penguin and give em a flipper job I guess.
Count me in I guess.
SC is my biggest laugh of the day........
and you are the most entertaining in SC
"du du liegst mir im herzen"
and you are the most entertaining in SC
"du du liegst mir im herzen"
Marc SCR 6046 SCS 3004
QuoteSC is my biggest laugh of the day........
and you are the most entertaining in SC
"du du liegst mir im herzen"
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drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police
Err... Fair deal here.
I do recall (without driving 160 miles to a particular university library & phoning folk in the middle of the night here)...
Stalin DID commission research into the breeding of a sub-human cannon-fodder / labour by selective breeding of apes. I vaguely recall that the project fell doen because the more intelligent strains lacked hardiness & vice versa.
(At this point some cold-war historian will point out that Leonid Brezhnev lived for ages!)
The original reason that this particular bit of research caught my eye was that at the time I was a police officer working in a place called METHIL!!!![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]")
I gradually came to suspect that the British War Office conducted similar secret experiments there during the 1950's but from the opposite direction: Selectively breeding HUMANS for STUPIDITY!
Consider the evidence! Everywhere in Scotland (350 miles North of The Watford Gap & hence the start of civilization) there was some war office skullduggery going on - Nerve gas, Submarines and Germ Warfare right up The West Coast. Experimental Nuclear Reactors in the North of Scotland. Mysterious radars, Nuclear Reactors and air bases down the East Coast.
Cold War stuff going on EVERYWHERE in Scotland except Methil. All aspects of The Cold War being fought... Except Breeding Sub-Human Cannon Fodder!
Co-incidence? By now I was beginning to wonder.
Then. I considered the supplementary evidence!
"Giros" (welfare checks) were printed in the EXACT SAME GREEN as Soviet Army Equipment. It was well known that Methilites would go unstoppably beserk at the sight of such an item held outwith their reach!
95% of Methilites would commit Grievous Bodily Harm for a bottle of Vodka! The remaining 5% went for Rum (perhaps specifically bred to invade Cuba?)!
A significant proportion of these folk had eyes that went in completely different directions - giving them a Gecko-like advantage in Urban combat!
Short version... If The Cold War had ever erupted and The Warsaw Pact Forces came pouring through The Fulda Gap, I can think of no better strategy than releasing hordes of Methilites at The "Giro-Coloured" stuff that's got Vodka in it!!!
Believe me... It REALLY wouldn't matter if they were nuked! We used to fantasise about just such an occurrence.
Finally, and most compellingly... Everyone is surely familiar with The Duke of Edinburgh and how his "Blunt" statements, like "Slitty-Eyed" in China, are gleefully reported by the press. Well. He visited Methil once and on getting out of his car, looked around and said: "This really must be the Shithole of Europe!" There wasn't a single peep from the media!
Mike.
Edited to add specifically to Mark: "Du liegst mir im herzen"...
Behave!
1. She's has a man.
2. Join the effin' queue!
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
I do recall (without driving 160 miles to a particular university library & phoning folk in the middle of the night here)...
Stalin DID commission research into the breeding of a sub-human cannon-fodder / labour by selective breeding of apes. I vaguely recall that the project fell doen because the more intelligent strains lacked hardiness & vice versa.
(At this point some cold-war historian will point out that Leonid Brezhnev lived for ages!
)
The original reason that this particular bit of research caught my eye was that at the time I was a police officer working in a place called METHIL!!!
I gradually came to suspect that the British War Office conducted similar secret experiments there during the 1950's but from the opposite direction: Selectively breeding HUMANS for STUPIDITY!
Consider the evidence! Everywhere in Scotland (350 miles North of The Watford Gap & hence the start of civilization) there was some war office skullduggery going on - Nerve gas, Submarines and Germ Warfare right up The West Coast. Experimental Nuclear Reactors in the North of Scotland. Mysterious radars, Nuclear Reactors and air bases down the East Coast.
Cold War stuff going on EVERYWHERE in Scotland except Methil. All aspects of The Cold War being fought... Except Breeding Sub-Human Cannon Fodder!
Co-incidence? By now I was beginning to wonder.
Then. I considered the supplementary evidence!
"Giros" (welfare checks) were printed in the EXACT SAME GREEN as Soviet Army Equipment. It was well known that Methilites would go unstoppably beserk at the sight of such an item held outwith their reach!
95% of Methilites would commit Grievous Bodily Harm for a bottle of Vodka! The remaining 5% went for Rum (perhaps specifically bred to invade Cuba?)!
A significant proportion of these folk had eyes that went in completely different directions - giving them a Gecko-like advantage in Urban combat!
Short version... If The Cold War had ever erupted and The Warsaw Pact Forces came pouring through The Fulda Gap, I can think of no better strategy than releasing hordes of Methilites at The "Giro-Coloured" stuff that's got Vodka in it!!!
Believe me... It REALLY wouldn't matter if they were nuked! We used to fantasise about just such an occurrence.
Finally, and most compellingly... Everyone is surely familiar with The Duke of Edinburgh and how his "Blunt" statements, like "Slitty-Eyed" in China, are gleefully reported by the press. Well. He visited Methil once and on getting out of his car, looked around and said: "This really must be the Shithole of Europe!" There wasn't a single peep from the media!
Mike.
Edited to add specifically to Mark: "Du liegst mir im herzen"...
Behave!
1. She's has a man.
2. Join the effin' queue!
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
kallend 2,175
QuoteNews:
Stalin's half-man, half-ape super-warriorsSource
THE Soviet dictator Josef Stalin ordered the creation of Planet of the Apes-style warriors by crossing humans with apes, according to recently uncovered secret documents.
Moscow archives show that in the mid-1920s Russia's top animal breeding scientist, Ilya Ivanov, was ordered to turn his skills from horse and animal work to the quest for a super-warrior.
According to Moscow newspapers, Stalin told the scientist: "I want a new invincible human being, insensitive to pain, resistant and indifferent about the quality of food they eat."
The Soviet authorities were struggling to rebuild the Red Army after bruising wars.
Mr Ivanov's ideas were music to the ears of Soviet planners and in 1926 he was dispatched to West Africa with $200,000 to conduct his first experiment in impregnating chimpanzees.
Mr Ivanov's experiments were a total failure. He returned to the Soviet Union, only to see experiments in Georgia to use monkey sperm in human volunteers similarly fail.
I expect it was legal, so it was OK (using rushmc's logic).
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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.
???????
Maybe I'm dumber than I thought.
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