highfly 0 #1 December 13, 2005 So what's Joseph Ratzinger all about? He'll be a kick ass pope that's for sure! Here's our guide to some of his recently announced policies. New feast day - Naked Thursday Holy water replaced with Tab Clear Communion wafers will now have the face of one of the 120 church cardinals on them. Collect them all - get to heaven! Drive through confessions. Just select your sins from the menu and place your order. New Priest of the Week competition. Win a car! Will present new programme every Sunday called Pope My Ride. Ban Fudge New German efficiency means super quick masses. Relaxed attitude towards blasphemous web pages. What a Pope! And people thought he wouldn't be a reformer. Best thing about the new pope is he named himself after that crazy bunch of lads the Benedictine monks who came up with Buckfast! Brilliant Ted!! So get out and drink to the new Pope with a bottle of Bucky! While you're at it why not visit the Vatican Gift Shop, where a whole new range of stuff will be available such as Pope-on-a-rope, Pope Tarts, Pope-pourri, Pope Soap and the all new Pope Action figure with a range of hat accessories. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 December 13, 2005 You forgot one thing: In honor of the new pope's German heritage, there has been a slight change in the order of the mass: Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #3 December 13, 2005 Quotea whole new range of stuff will be available such as Pope-on-a-rope, Pope Tarts, Pope-pourri, Pope Soap and the all new Pope Action figure with a range of hat accessories. Just heard both Bush and Hole have signed to join the Pope-apalooza concert tour this summer.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
