miked10270 0 #1 December 8, 2005 I believe that the importance of taking This Test cannot be overstated! Mike. PS: Pretty sure it should be work safe. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2 December 8, 2005 Apparently this is my result: Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 66% Big Breasts, 54% Big Ass, and 36% Cute! Sounds about right! Edited to add: Here's the picture of the woman most recommended for me... yummy! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #3 December 8, 2005 Who cares about the results?? I mean....what I meant to say was: The goal is stressed too much in the modern western society. We should concentrate more on the process, the way by which we arrive in a certain destination, not the destination itself--- screw it. I'm just going back to take the test again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #4 December 8, 2005 Skinny and Cute Raw score: 33% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 76% Cute! Who knew! P.S. Oh, apparently it's Jessica Alba (yups!) and Natalie Portman (not after seeing Star Wars I II III) for me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,113 #5 December 8, 2005 "In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look." ... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 December 8, 2005 Cute & Small Boobs Raw score: 33% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 88% Cute! "Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test." - Makes sense to me! Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case. (True Dat!) What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts( Yes, I think women should be soft), and you don't like big, fake boobs. ( No, I'm not particular towards bigguns, but fake ones? Yunky. ) Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag. ( I disagree with this) Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice ( aw shucks) OR you're into deflowering teens ( Hey! I haven't deflowered anyone. I deliberately avoided that responsibility, and like women who know what they're doing). If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. (I like that, but behind closed doors, and the cute ones seem to be the best at this, too) In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. ( that I do!) Kudos! My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 17% on tit-size You scored higher than 42% on ass-size You scored higher than 98% on cuteness" Damn. I think that test hit me pretty much dead on! Edited to add: It told me Hilary Duff does it for me. She doesn't. Pam from "The Office" is the sort of gal I just love. Not hot but absolutely adorable. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 December 8, 2005 Top-Heavy! Raw score: 48% Big Breasts, 31% Big Ass, and 48% Cute! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,566 #8 December 8, 2005 I'm either very nice, or into deflowering teens. Which to choose, which to chooseDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #9 December 8, 2005 Oh Yeah... Scores! 44% Tits, 48% Ass, & 68% Cute. I also got Natalie Portman (If you can stand her acting). Personally I couldn't give a flying feck about her acting skils (Well... Unless she wants to fake a couple) Mike. Edited to add pic! Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 December 8, 2005 Apparently i like slutty looking girls with big boobs and small butts. Yeah, that sounds about right. Raw score: 62% Big Breasts, 22% Big Ass, and 52% Cute! Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 December 8, 2005 Leave it to sunshine to skew the results... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jjiimmyyt 0 #12 December 8, 2005 Quote I'm either very nice, or into deflowering teens. Which to choose, which to choose Me too, Jessica Alba and Natlaie Portman. Jessica she is teh hawt!!! "This isn't an iron lung, people. You can actually disconnect and not die." -Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #13 December 8, 2005 Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, smaller asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test. Note that you scored low on both breast and ass size. This means you appreciate thinner, harder bodies. You are most likely to appreciate a super-model. Relatively, you are less attracted to round, soft, sloppy women. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Kate Moss and Kate Moss, but 'em post-coke-binge for a cheaper date.-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #14 December 8, 2005 I got Heather Graham. No kidding. I was hoping to get Jessica Alba or Angelina thrown at me. Apparently I have a high "niceness" attraction but centerline on the boobs and under 50% on the butt. Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, smaller asses, and cuter composures than others who've taken the test. Note that you like women thin and top-heavy. This is best achieved with plastic surgery, but some specimens do exist in nature. My third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice OR you're into deflowering teens. If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos! Recommended Celebrities: Penelope Cruz, Heather Graham. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ReBirth 0 #15 December 8, 2005 I'm with you!! Top-Heavy! Raw score: 55% Big Breasts, 40% Big Ass, and 48% Cute! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #16 December 8, 2005 Curvy and Naughty Raw score: 51% Big Breasts, 45% Big Ass, and 44% Cute! Recommended Celebrities: Supermodel Laetitia Casta and Actress Angelina Jolie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 December 9, 2005 Quote I'm with you!! Yeah baby!! Too bad they didn't include attraction to hot shoes!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #19 December 9, 2005 Quote I failed. Hey! Relax. Getting Martha Stewart & Carol Thatcher as your suggested celebrities isn't neccessarily failure! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #20 December 9, 2005 Quote In your case, your lower than average score suggests you appreciate a sluttier look. Kudos! Erm... no thats not entirely true *runs* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #21 December 9, 2005 The company I work for has very high moral standards, really they do...I therefore see the test but only see wee red crosses. I can only imagine what sort of delights lie behind these. They also knock back e-mails that contain anatomically correct but nevertheless unsavoury phrases. I've had to buy a thesaurus to communicate with my construction guys!-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #22 December 10, 2005 Quote I've had to buy a thesaurus to communicate with my construction guys I make our construction guys blush. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,113 #23 December 10, 2005 Quote Quote I've had to buy a thesaurus to communicate with my construction guys I make our construction guys blush. I find that easy to believe.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
