No wonder I can't think clearly....

[EricTheRed 0]

My balls are too big...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1910265,00.html

illegible usually

[JohnRich 4]

Aha! It's all the women's fault we're like this:

So in species where females are promiscuous — creating an evolutionary advantage for large testes and lots of sperm — the males tend to grow big testicles at the expense of smaller brains.

I'm not complaining about promiscuous women or anything. But the next time the ladies here call us stupid, we can just point to this study, and tell them it's their own darned fault!