Attention White House Staffers!

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For the love of all that is good, PLEASE brief the President!

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The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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I caught the video of that on the news this morning....what a bumbling moron!

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Story behind the joke.

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(except it's spelled "oops.")

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[Hooknswoop 19]

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what a bumbling moron!

Like you have never pushed instead of pulled, pulled instead of pushed, or tried to open a door you didn't know was locked. Does that make you a moron?

Derek

[miked10270 0]

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Like you have never pushed instead of pulled, pulled instead of pushed, or tried to open a door you didn't know was locked. Does that make you a moron?

Derek

Watch the video - then decide! He tried to do a runner from questions he didn't like & couldn't escape... So yeah... It's funny and he looks a moron!



Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[Hooknswoop 19]

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Watch the video - then decide!Laugh He tried to do a runner from questions he didn't like & couldn't escape... So yeah... It's funny and he looks a moron!

Then I am moron too.

Derek

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Then I am moron too.

Why, you have run from difficult questions from reporters before?

[IanHarrop 43]

I like the video!

http://nbc4la.feedroom.com/iframeset.jsp?ord=507744

And hey, if we can't laugh at our leaders....

"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Yea he's a moron, but he's our moron.
I thought it was funnier than hell.

blues

jerry

[Gawain 0]

Well, he played it, for the moment that it was...

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"I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work," Bush quipped, facing reporters again until an aide rescued him by pointing to him toward the correct door.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[Hooknswoop 19]

I agree that it is funny, but I don't think trying to open a locked door makes one a moron.

Derek

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Well, he played it, for the moment that it was...
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"I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work," Bush quipped, facing reporters again until an aide rescued him by pointing to him toward the correct door.

Gotta give him credit, he owned up to it and played it off. I'm nota huge Bush fan, but I don't think it is fair to call him a moron for trying to open a locked door, in a foreign country no less.

Derek

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I don't think that makes him a moron, he just did a realistic impression of one.

His peeps should have prepared him for an exit...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[SudsyFist 0]

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I don't think that makes him a moron, he just did a realistic impression of one.

I hate mimes.

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I don't think that makes him a moron, he just did a realistic impression of one.

His peeps should have prepared him for an exit...

How would you like to be married to someone who was as hyper-critical of everything you did like they are towards Bush?
What would you say to someone like that?

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How would you like to be married to someone who was as hyper-critical of everything you did like they are towards Bush?
What would you say to someone like that?

I tell her to 'get over it'
then 'make me a sammich'

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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I don't think that makes him a moron, he just did a realistic impression of one.

His peeps should have prepared him for an exit...

How would you like to be married to someone who was as hyper-critical of everything you did like they are towards Bush?
What would you say to someone like that?

Well, not exactly a good analogy, but if someone told me I looked stupid trying to open a locked door in front of international press, I'd say, "Yeah, I know. I felt pretty stupid too. Did you see the look on my face? Oh well... "

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[billvon 3,120]

>How would you like to be married to someone who was as hyper-
>critical of everything you did like they are towards Bush?

If Amy walked into a door, I'd do the Simpsons "Ha Ha!" and then she'd probably throw something at me.

>What would you say to someone like that?

If Amy was the president? I'd tell her to move the Crawford ranch to Perris - and that I'd be there if she needed me.

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I agree that it is funny, but I don't think trying to open a locked door makes one a moron.

no kidding. It's hard enough to avoid embarassing yourself when you don't have people constantly watching you for gaffes or odd facial expressions that can be shown out of context.

It does sound like it was extremely funny given his intent to escape. Hey, he didn't bomb anyone as a result, so everyone had a little laugh. (though it's possible some staffer got chewed out when he was out of public view)

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I tell her to 'get over it'
then 'make me a sammich'

Mmmmm......
I like sammiches.

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>How would you like to be married to someone who was as hyper-
>critical of everything you did like they are towards Bush?

If Amy walked into a door, I'd do the Simpsons "Ha Ha!" and then she'd probably throw something at me.

>What would you say to someone like that?

If Amy was the president? I'd tell her to move the Crawford ranch to Perris - and that I'd be there if she needed me.

Ha Ha! ... I'd pick Elsinore.

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[billvon 3,120]

>Ha Ha! ... I'd pick Elsinore.

Elsinore is a great place. But the tunnel is 20 minutes away! 15 if you drive like Amy.

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>Ha Ha! ... I'd pick Elsinore.

Elsinore is a great place. But the tunnel is 20 minutes away! 15 if you drive like Amy.

True, but you see, I'd then move Camp David to Eloy, AZ and use Air Force One as a mobile capital, allowing the White House to be a museum...or something...hey, you never know right?

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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I don't think that makes him a moron, he just did a realistic impression of one.

His peeps should have prepared him for an exit...

How would you like to be married to someone who was as hyper-critical of everything you did like they are towards Bush?
What would you say to someone like that?

Well, not exactly a good analogy, but if someone told me I looked stupid trying to open a locked door in front of international press, I'd say, "Yeah, I know. I felt pretty stupid too. Did you see the look on my face? Oh well... "

Sure, occasionally who wouldn't? But what if they attacked you daily and made a big deal of every little thing you did, called you an idiot and a moron and attempted to make you look stupid in front of your friends? What would your psychological assessment be of someone like that?