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SudsyFist

Butt Wipe, were has it gone?

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Went out this weekend looking to buy additional Butt Wipe for the house. Walked into Kroger's and asked an employee where I could find the Butt Wipe? Her response was, Butt Wipe with a puzzling look, we have bathroom tissue, we don't carry Butt Wipe.

Well I informed her I was only looking to get Butt Wipe and therefore I would be required to look else were. She informed me that I was'nt the first person who complained, and said not everybody celebrates their ass.

Yes I know, and not everybody is going to buy bathroom tissue either. 99 Cents, they sell Butt Wipe and thats were I spent my money.

Merry stool-dropping to all, Oh yea, have a great enema. Now were do I buy a purple STARFISH with his cheeky pals and a couple of them there sacked nuts for my front yard. Thats my reason for the pleasin'.:)

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