Frenchy check this out!

[Skyrad 0]

Go to Google and enter "french military victories" without the speach marks and then click on I'm feeling lucky.......Make sure you click on the correction as well. Can't belive Google hasn't found this yet....

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[miked10270 0]

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Go to Google and enter "french military victories" without the speach marks ... Can't belive Google hasn't found this yet....

Yeah? So? What did you expect?

I particularly liked the bit about British & American intervention in WWI & WWII: "The French Girls get to sleep with a winner... One who doesn't call them Fraulein!"

Of course, every time the Germans invade France they use the same tired old "Von Schiffen Plan" which involves them driving into France through Belgium & The Ardennes & shouting "BOO!" Hey, it worked in 1914 & 1939. It would have worked in 1944 as well if it hadn't been for the Americans & Brits there shouting "BANG!"

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

[likearock 2]

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Go to Google and enter "french military victories" without the speach marks and then click on I'm feeling lucky.......Make sure you click on the correction as well. Can't belive Google hasn't found this yet....

This isn't that hard to do. Google's ranking is based on the number of external links to each site. Someone just created a Google look-alike failure page (check the url, not Google), then got a whole bunch of buddies to set up links to that page with the text "french military victories". Result, bingo: the top ranked page.

So if you could get a few hundred people to set up webpage links that say "world's sexiest man" and have them point to a picture of you, guess what would happen.

For similar results see "miserable failure".

[Frenchy68 0]

A friend of mine had emailed me about it already.

"For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return."

[skydyvr 0]

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Can't belive Google hasn't found this yet....

Google doesn't do anything about Google Bombs. They call it internet graffiti and a fad.

Google the single word "failure" and see what you come up with.

. . =(_8^(1)

[bodypilot90 0]

here's a good one for you

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President Bush May Send Up To 5 Marines For French Assistance
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>President Bush has authorized the Joint Chiefs to begin drawing up a
>battle plan to pull France's ass out of the fire again. Facing an apparent
>overwhelming force of up to 400 pissed off teenagers Mr.
>Bush doubts France's ability to hold off the little pissants. "Hell, if
>the last two world wars are any indication, I would expect France to
>surrender any day now", said Bush.
>
>Joint Chiefs head, Gen. Peter Pace, warned the President that it might be
>necessary to send up to 5 Marines to get things under control. The General
>admitted that 5 Marines may be overkill but
>he wanted to get this thing under control within 24 hours of them arriving
>on scene.
>
>He stated he was having a hard time finding even one Marine to help those
>ungrateful bastards out for a third time but thought he could persuade a
>few women Marines to do the job before they go
>on pregnancy leave.
>
>President Bush asked Gen. Pace to get our Marines out of there as soon as
>possible after order was restored. He also reminded Gen. Pace to make
>sure the Marines did not take soap, deodorant, or
>razors with them. The less they stand out the better.

>Semper Fi!

[mr2mk1g 10]

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Of course, every time the Germans invade France they use the same tired old "Von Schiffen Plan" which involves them driving into France through Belgium & The Ardennes & shouting "BOO!" Hey, it worked in 1914 & 1939. It would have worked in 1944 as well if it hadn't been for the Americans & Brits there shouting "BANG!"

Evidence that a little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing.