masterblaster72 0 #1 November 11, 2005 Will somebody please shoot this man in the f.cking head already? What a dick. VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. - Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson warned residents of a rural Pennsylvania town Thursday that disaster may strike there because they "voted God out of your city" by ousting school board members who favored teaching intelligent design. All eight Dover, Pa., school board members up for re-election were defeated Tuesday after trying to introduce "intelligent design" — the belief that the universe is so complex that it must have been created by a higher power — as an alternative to the theory of evolution. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God. You just rejected him from your city," Robertson said on the Christian Broadcasting Network's "700 Club." Eight families had sued the district, claiming the policy violates the constitutional separation of church and state. The federal trial concluded days before Tuesday's election, but no ruling has been issued. Later Thursday, Robertson issued a statement saying he was simply trying to point out that "our spiritual actions have consequences." "God is tolerant and loving, but we can't keep sticking our finger in his eye forever," Robertson said. "If they have future problems in Dover, I recommend they call on Charles Darwin. Maybe he can help them." Robertson made headlines this summer when he called on his daily show for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. In October 2003, he suggested that the State Department be blown up with a nuclear device. He has also said that feminism encourages women to "kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians." Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #2 November 11, 2005 Quote"God is tolerant and loving, but we can't keep sticking our finger in his eye forever," Isn't the proper term "skull fingering"? Sorry, carry on... "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
b1jercat 0 #3 November 11, 2005 No I believe the term is skull fuck, as in pop your eye out and skull fuck you. Pat of course is a liberal right winger, so what do you expect. It just amazed me he doesn't wrap his head in a diaper. blues Jerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 November 11, 2005 Latin name: Fuckheadius maximus. Now we see the "christian" counterpart to the "muslim" extremist fuckheads. I wish we could export them all to another planet. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #5 November 11, 2005 How can you say that about poor Pat? After all he's a friend of President Bush who has also called for the teaching of Intelligent Design in schools. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slink2 0 #6 November 11, 2005 Oh leave the guy alone...he is the only left in America with a backbone! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Frenchy68 0 #7 November 11, 2005 QuoteOh leave the guy alone...he is the only left in America with a backbone! Then we're talking about sodomy, and not skull fingering, right? "For once you have tasted Absinthe you will walk the earth with your eyes turned towards the gutter, for there you have been and there you will long to return." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tcnelson 1 #8 November 11, 2005 QuoteHow can you say that about poor Pat? After all he's a friend of President Bush who has also called for the teaching of Intelligent Design in schools. yes! let us remember...it's all bush's fault. if you do not believe that it's all bush's fault (or somebody that is his "friend") then...you must be a non-believer!! can i get an amen believers!! to hell with the bushies!! they are the root of all the evil in our respective worlds!! where is alec baldwin and tim robbins when we need them!! durka durka!! "Don't talk to me like that assface...I don't work for you yet." - Fletch NBFT, Deseoso Rodriguez RB#1329 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base428 1 #9 November 11, 2005 The sad part is the media twisting the story to fit their needs. Pat never said "disaster may strike your town", but rather "if disaster strikes your town, don't turn to God".(c)2010 Vertical Visions. No unauthorized duplication permitted. <==For the media only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #10 November 11, 2005 Does anyone know when the Vatican is going to excommunicate his ass as a heretic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #11 November 11, 2005 Doesn't change the fact he's a pillock. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefty 0 #12 November 11, 2005 Quote Does anyone know when the Vatican is going to excommunicate his ass as a heretic? I don't think his type would be able to get into the Catholic church in the first place. And don't bother with the obvious Catholic priest molester jokes...those guys should burn. Still, Pat Robertson seems to be one of the most misquoted people in the news today. Bias or just sloppy reporting?Provoking a reaction isn't the same thing as saying something meaningful. -Calvin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #13 November 11, 2005 QuoteDoes anyone know when the Vatican is going to excommunicate his ass as a heretic? he's far from being a catholic. -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #14 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuote Does anyone know when the Vatican is going to excommunicate his ass as a heretic? I don't think his type would be able to get into the Catholic church in the first place. And don't bother with the obvious Catholic priest molester jokes...those guys should burn. Still, Pat Robertson seems to be one of the most misquoted people in the news today. Bias or just sloppy reporting? So the article quoted at the beginning of this thread is inaccurate?"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdhill 0 #15 November 11, 2005 QuoteDoes anyone know when the Vatican is going to excommunicate his ass as a heretic? Its hard for The Church to excomminicate someone who is not a member of The Church... JAll that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #16 November 11, 2005 You guys just can't take a joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #17 November 11, 2005 QuoteLatin name: Fuckheadius maximus. Now we see the "christian" counterpart to the "muslim" extremist fuckheads. I wish we could export them all to another planet. I know, these guys are killing non-believers by the thousands every month! Nuke the bible belt!! Of course, we won't be able to spare New Orleans, but hey.,.. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #18 November 11, 2005 QuoteWill somebody please shoot this man in the f.cking head already Thanks for this shining example of the prevalent liberal notion that tolerance of ideas is wonderful . . . . . . unless the ideas are in disagreement with yours. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #19 November 12, 2005 Hey! Stop knocking Pat Robertson! He is one of our best stand-up comedians. The funniest part is that he doesn't realize it."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #20 November 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteWill somebody please shoot this man in the f.cking head already Thanks for this shining example of the prevalent liberal notion that tolerance of ideas is wonderful . . . . . . unless the ideas are in disagreement with yours. Would those who were clamoring similar ill will and invective against Michael Moore, et al, also be followers of this seemingly prevalent liberal notion? Partisan/binary thinking isn't terribly realistic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest 1010 #21 November 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteWill somebody please shoot this man in the f.cking head already Thanks for this shining example of the prevalent liberal notion that tolerance of ideas is wonderful . . . . . . unless the ideas are in disagreement with yours. Would those who were clamoring similar ill will and invective against Michael Moore, et al, also be followers of this seemingly prevalent liberal notion? Partisan/binary thinking isn't terribly realistic. It is the liberals who claim to be "nice" and "tolerant" ... 1st amendment and all that ... shown here as a lie on its face .... you gots ta toe the line ... if you present a different view - even a crackpot with a mic like Robertson - they want to shoot you. Without even a word from the mod. I guess wishing death upon people is fine and dandy here ... as long as you wish death on a Republican. You can have it good, fast, or cheap: pick two. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #22 November 12, 2005 QuoteWould those who were clamoring similar ill will and invective against Michael Moore, et al, also be followers of this seemingly prevalent liberal notion? I think anyone who recommends putting a bullet in Michael Moore's head over what he believes is pretty pathetic. But more to your point, the only differentiation I can make between the partisan groups is that the liberals are supposed to be the party of love, inclusion, and diversity. Black conservatives and religious fundamentalists would disagree with me, but all that hand-holding, peace loving, kissie-kissie stuff is supposed to be a cornerstone of the left. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #23 November 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteWould those who were clamoring similar ill will and invective against Michael Moore, et al, also be followers of this seemingly prevalent liberal notion? Partisan/binary thinking isn't terribly realistic. It is the liberals who claim to be "nice" and "tolerant" ... 1st amendment and all that ... shown here as a lie on its face .... you gots ta toe the line ... if you present a different view - even a crackpot with a mic like Robertson - they want to shoot you. Without even a word from the mod. I guess wishing death upon people is fine and dandy here ... as long as you wish death on a Republican. QBP-QB5. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterblaster72 0 #24 November 12, 2005 QuoteIt is the liberals who claim to be "nice" and "tolerant" ... 1st amendment and all that ... shown here as a lie on its face .... you gots ta toe the line ... if you present a different view - even a crackpot with a mic like Robertson - they want to shoot you. Without even a word from the mod. I guess wishing death upon people is fine and dandy here ... as long as you wish death on a Republican. I didn't realize my statement would be taken so seriously. I'm not calling for someone to literally shoot him in the head. I didn't think I'd have to clarify that -- I'm not a cleric issuing a fatwah. Nor am I a democrat. I am a liberal though, and I'll express myself in whatever words I want, without worrying about being called a hypocrite for not subscribing to some peacenik liberal stereotype. Intolerance on the part of people like Pat is what I am intolerant of. I have no problem with people who have warped beliefs. I have a problem when they try to impose them on others. It's my fundamental problem with the religious right. The shit that comes out of this man's mouth is beyond absurd, and that he has an open-door policy at the Whte House is disturbing. But I don't literally wish death upon him. I think ryoder's view of him is a healthier one -- Pat is really a comic parody of himself. Sad thing is though, he has some real influence. Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #25 November 12, 2005 QuoteWill somebody please shoot this man in the f.cking head already? ... But I don't literally wish death upon him. Nerf bullets? . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
