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>Yeah US mil sucks at this restricted warfare crap. However when it
> comes to unrestricted roll over the other side campaign we accel at
> that.

Unfortunately our enemies have figured that out.



Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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>Yeah US mil sucks at this restricted warfare crap. However when it
> comes to unrestricted roll over the other side campaign we accel at
> that.

Unfortunately our enemies have figured that out.



Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.



So what genius of a CinC got the US into such a situation? And how does he plan to get the US out of it?
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>Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will
> be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have
> been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The
> granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich
> for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.

Indeed. It's a game no one wins - except those who are smart enough not to sign up for the game to begin with.

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>Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will
> be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have
> been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The
> granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich
> for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.

Indeed. It's a game no one wins - except those who are smart enough not to sign up for the game to begin with.



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>Yeah US mil sucks at this restricted warfare crap. However when it
> comes to unrestricted roll over the other side campaign we accel at
> that.

Unfortunately our enemies have figured that out.



Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.



So what genius of a CinC got the US into such a situation? And how does he plan to get the US out of it?



What? You don't think these situations have been faced in just about every armed conflict this country has been involved in?

You think we've never been involved in urban combat operations before? I wasn't saying that we can't do it, I was saying it's dangerous, and we know how to do it. That doesn't make it easy or fun. It's extremely tough training up for it, and it's tough for those so far that are putting it into practice.
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.



If I recall there was quite a bit of urban warefare in WWII, but we just leveled the buildings with carpet bombing, and didn't give a shit about colaterol damage
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>Yeah US mil sucks at this restricted warfare crap. However when it
> comes to unrestricted roll over the other side campaign we accel at
> that.

Unfortunately our enemies have figured that out.



Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.



So what genius of a CinC got the US into such a situation? And how does he plan to get the US out of it?



What? You don't think these situations have been faced in just about every armed conflict this country has been involved in?

You think we've never been involved in urban combat operations before? I wasn't saying that we can't do it, I was saying it's dangerous, and we know how to do it. That doesn't make it easy or fun. It's extremely tough training up for it, and it's tough for those so far that are putting it into practice.



[the fight will be] "weeks rather than months.". Dick Cheney, March 2003

"it could last, you know, six days, six weeks. I doubt six months." Rumsfeld, March 2003

"They will greet us as liberators", Cheney, March 2003

"...throw flowers at our troops", Ann Coulter, 2003

"Mission Accomplished" - you know who, 2003.
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>Yeah US mil sucks at this restricted warfare crap. However when it
> comes to unrestricted roll over the other side campaign we accel at
> that.

Unfortunately our enemies have figured that out.



Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.



So what genius of a CinC got the US into such a situation? And how does he plan to get the US out of it?



What? You don't think these situations have been faced in just about every armed conflict this country has been involved in?

You think we've never been involved in urban combat operations before? I wasn't saying that we can't do it, I was saying it's dangerous, and we know how to do it. That doesn't make it easy or fun. It's extremely tough training up for it, and it's tough for those so far that are putting it into practice.



[the fight will be] "weeks rather than months.". Dick Cheney, March 2003

"it could last, you know, six days, six weeks. I doubt six months." Rumsfeld, March 2003

"They will greet us as liberators", Cheney, March 2003

"...throw flowers at our troops", Ann Coulter, 2003

"Mission Accomplished" - you know who, 2003.



And again ladies and gentlemen another stellar example of dodging the question.

It's a tangent, I know, from the humor intended in the thread (sorry about that). This is, unfortunately, a common tactic I've observed by those that oppose the war at any cost.

It was stated that the US military's strength lies not with restricted warfare, but unrestricted theaters of combat. I cited that our forces have been training for exactly that, and yes, it's tough.

You state that it's Bush's fault. I state that our forces have been involved before. You quote stuff that doesn't serve your point. :S
So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

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>I was saying it's dangerous, and we know how to do it. That doesn't
> make it easy or fun. It's extremely tough training up for it, and it's
> tough for those so far that are putting it into practice.

I think if the people planning this war had made that clear, instead of glad-handing it as a walk in the park, there would be a lot fewer people now who think they have been lied to. And the war would have a lot more support than it does now.

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I don't rember who said it but durring WWII they said "We'll all be home by Christmass." That didn't happen either.



That was WWI. Geez!



I belileve it happened in both wars
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I don't rember who said it but durring WWII they said "We'll all be home by Christmass." That didn't happen either.



That was WWI. Geez!



I belileve it happened in both wars



I believe you are wrong. No one expected to defeat Hitler by December 1939 or Japan by December 25, 1941.
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warned the President that it might be necessary to send up to 5 marines to get things under control

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Reminds me of the story from the turbulent 60's, when a riot at the University in Austin threatened to
wreck the city. The mayor of Austin requested the Governor to send in the National guard, but the Gov. declined...instead sending a Texas Ranger.


ONE Texas Ranger the mayor asked???


Well...it is only ONE riot....the Governor replied!B|










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Quick.....everybody get your ass to France.

Take advantate of the confusion to BASE jump the Eiffel tower.......get moving while there is still time.
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>Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will
> be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have
> been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The
> granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich
> for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.

Indeed. It's a game no one wins - except those who are smart enough not to sign up for the game to begin with.



Do you want to play tic-tac-toc



How about a nice game of chess?

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>Urban/restricted warfare is extremely dangerous and casualties will
> be much higher, versus the "unrestricted" movements that have
> been mentioned. Most armies are broadswords in nature. The
> granular scenarios that could be faced end up being a shit-sandwich
> for everyone, and it's not necessarily due to lack of ability.

Indeed. It's a game no one wins - except those who are smart enough not to sign up for the game to begin with.



Do you want to play tic-tac-toc



How about a nice game of chess?



Yes, whatever it is as long as it is not scrabble:D:D

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>Another veiled way to claim that anyone who actually signed up is dumb, unlike you.

Nope. The only way to win a war like this is to not start it. I spent five years designing weapons for the US, and I admire anyone who serves their country in the military. The military is like a gun; it is inherently not evil or dangerous. It is the one who wields military power who must make good decisions on how to use it. If he makes bad decisions, it is not the fault of the military that they have been misused.

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it is not the fault of the military that they have been misused.



Yup, those mindless soldiers, no smarter than bullets

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Indeed. It's a game no one wins - except those who are smart enough not to sign up for the game to begin with.



Your such a cunning linguist:D:D. Another veiled way to claim that anyone who actually signed up is dumb, unlike you.:S:S:S.




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