billvon 3,120 #151 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteJesus: But I say unto you, Love your enemies Sinker: *click* *BOOM* I love you, motherfucker!!! More like... *click* do you believe in Jesus? Well do ya? Punk? B/c I'd like to introduce you to Him... *BOOM* Hey! Sinker blew up Jesus! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #152 November 11, 2005 Quoteand you think your 'shot' at heaven is worth it? how very Christ like of you... it was said tongue in cheek, you dork. just can't turn up an opportunity to try to get a rise out of me can you. _ilii -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #153 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteJesus: But I say unto you, Love your enemies Sinker: *click* *BOOM* I love you, motherfucker!!! More like... *click* do you believe in Jesus? Well do ya? Punk? B/c I'd like to introduce you to Him... *BOOM* Hey! Sinker blew up Jesus! I took it as Jesus standing behind me, as I held an intruder at bay w/ my gun while he says, "love your enemies." I shoot the intruder, while telling him I love him... I didn't take it that I blew up the Lord! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #154 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteJesus: But I say unto you, Love your enemies Sinker: *click* *BOOM* I love you, motherfucker!!! More like... *click* do you believe in Jesus? Well do ya? Punk? B/c I'd like to introduce you to Him... *BOOM* Hey! Sinker blew up Jesus! Jesus can't be blown up, silly. To ascend, you must die You must be crucified For our sins and our lies Good... BYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #155 November 11, 2005 You've claimed all this time that you would die for me. Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #156 November 11, 2005 >Jesus can't be blown up, silly. Then clearly the place to be is _behind_ Jesus. And to think I was using a bush. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #157 November 11, 2005 Quote>Jesus can't be blown up, silly. Then clearly the place to be is _behind_ Jesus. And to think I was using a bush. That is so funny on so many levels, I don't know where to begin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #158 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuote>Jesus can't be blown up, silly. Then clearly the place to be is _behind_ Jesus. And to think I was using a bush. That is so funny on so many levels, I don't know where to begin. so maybe THIS will be a better home defense weapon?.... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #159 November 11, 2005 Quote>It's in the car because I want it for safety on the road, i.e. "road rage". That is a very funny sentence! Yes, maybe I should have been more clear that it is for defense against road rage that might be committed against me. Not for me to commit road rage with against others... Yeah, that's it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #160 November 11, 2005 >it is for defense against road rage that might be committed against me. Would you really fire on another car while driving in traffic? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #161 November 11, 2005 Quoteso maybe THIS will be a better home defense weapon?.... "Unknown file format". We need a dot-suffix on it so we know what type of file it is, so our computer will know what software to use to view it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #162 November 11, 2005 QuoteWould you really fire on another car while driving in traffic? Not if I could help it. "Road rage" doesn't necessarily mean moving vehicles. Sometimes angry nutty people wait until you're stopped, and then approach you with violence in mind. And if you're trapped with traffic all around you, no escape, what then? I also keep pepper spray in my car. So depending upon the circumstances, that may get employed first. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #163 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteso maybe THIS will be a better home defense weapon?.... "Unknown file format". We need a dot-suffix on it so we know what type of file it is, so our computer will know what software to use to view it. how's this... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #164 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteWould you really fire on another car while driving in traffic? Not if I could help it. "Road rage" doesn't necessarily mean moving vehicles. Sometimes angry nutty people wait until you're stopped, and then approach you with violence in mind. And if you're trapped with traffic all around you, no escape, what then? I also keep pepper spray in my car. So depending upon the circumstances, that may get employed first. Wow The man is prepared for nearly every unforeseen event - how about a full-body-armour made of stainless steel? LMAO dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #165 November 11, 2005 >how about a full-body-armour made of stainless steel? Now come on. That's just silly. How would you hold a gun with stainless steel gauntlets? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #166 November 11, 2005 QuoteNow come on. That's just silly. How would you hold a gun with stainless steel gauntlets? That's what his sword is for. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #167 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteNow come on. That's just silly. How would you hold a gun with stainless steel gauntlets? That's what his sword is for. put on the gauntlets, pick up the sword, use the sword to hold a gun??? ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #168 November 11, 2005 Quote>how about a full-body-armour made of stainless steel? Now come on. That's just silly. How would you hold a gun with stainless steel gauntlets? Built-in? Anyhow, in emergency case there still is pepper spray (built-in atomizer ), so what ........ dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #169 November 11, 2005 Quote Anyhow, in emergency case there still is pepper spray (built-in atomizer ), so what I always consider weak flavoring on an enchilada an emergency - always carry pepper spray for emergencies of this kind. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropoutdave 0 #170 November 11, 2005 Absolutely. ------------------------------------------------------ May Contain Nut traces...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #171 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuote Anyhow, in emergency case there still is pepper spray (built-in atomizer ), so what I always consider weak flavoring on an enchilada an emergency - always carry pepper spray for emergencies of this kind. good tip... need to remember that... don't think TSA will allow me that when going through the airport... -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #172 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuote Anyhow, in emergency case there still is pepper spray (built-in atomizer ), so what I always consider weak flavoring on an enchilada an emergency - always carry pepper spray for emergencies of this kind. Well, for that purpose, just keep a small spare box with chili powder inside your armour......... yes. dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #173 November 11, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteso maybe THIS will be a better home defense weapon?.... "Unknown file format". We need a dot-suffix on it so we know what type of file it is, so our computer will know what software to use to view it. how's this... Much better, thank you. I don't think that defense weapon would work too well indoors. It's kind of a scorched-earth thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #174 November 11, 2005 Quote Much better, thank you. I don't think that defense weapon would work too well indoors. It's kind of a scorched-earth thing... that's why you gotta getta jump on the rat-bastard outside. can you say bbq? -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,150 #175 November 12, 2005 QuoteQuoteWould you really fire on another car while driving in traffic? Not if I could help it. "Road rage" doesn't necessarily mean moving vehicles. Sometimes angry nutty people wait until you're stopped, and then approach you with violence in mind. And if you're trapped with traffic all around you, no escape, what then? I also keep pepper spray in my car. So depending upon the circumstances, that may get employed first. Why don't you just move to a nicer neighborhood, like the south side of Chicago?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
