A Kitten.

[ExAFO 0]

A kitten.

Not my kitten, but a kitten nonetheless.

Discuss.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[sinker 0]

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A kitten.

Not my kitten, but a kitten nonetheless.

Discuss.

me thinks it's a moist pussy.

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[Mike111 0]

looks like its been given the shock of its life - its hairs are standing up!!!!

[JohnRich 4]

What does this cat photo have to do with Speaker's Corner? Is he a Democratic or a Republican cat? Is he pro-choice or anti-abortion? Does he own a gun?

[Rebecca 0]

He's got reddish fur - he's a commie kitty!!

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[rehmwa 2]

he's got his hand out and yet remains empty handed. He must vote democratic.

(just to stay 'fair and balanced', if his hand wasn't out and he was still poor and empty handed, then I'd say he voted republican - either way he remains poor regardless of his expectations)

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[christelsabine 1]

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He's got reddish fur - he's a commie kitty!!

Hmmm. I believe much more this monster just killed another kitten, as its fur is still bloody... so it fits into SC perfectly.

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[Rebecca 0]

I believe you're right - it's actually a pure white kitten covered in the blood of innocents. He's got that "Who me?" look down pat. Evil little bastard!


(aw but he's soooo cute!!)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[britboynz 0]

The damn kitten's a pansy. Thats the gayest kitten I've ever seen

[ryoder 1,590]

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What does this cat photo have to do with Speaker's Corner? Is he a Democratic or a Republican cat? Is he pro-choice or anti-abortion? Does he own a gun?

Let's see:
- He hunts: right-winger.
- He eats meat: right-winger.
- Wears fur: right-winger.
- Has sex outside of marriage: left-winger.

So there is a 75% probability he is a right-winger.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[rehmwa 2]

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What does this cat photo have to do with Speaker's Corner? Is he a Democratic or a Republican cat? Is he pro-choice or anti-abortion? Does he own a gun?

Let's see:
- He hunts: right-winger.
- He eats meat: right-winger.
- Wears fur: right-winger.
- Has sex outside of marriage: left-winger.

So there is a 75% probability he is a right-winger.

But he sleeps all day and doesn't work and gets his housing and food given to him for just being there. I bet he votes democrat despite his deepest leanings otherwise.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[Rebecca 0]

And sex outside marriage isn't a left-wing thing. The difference is what happens when they get caught.

Right-wing: I have SINNED!! I am a BAD BAD person!! I will ask God for forgiveness and he will grant it, so you should too.

Left-wing: I have NEEDS!! I can't be expected to go this long wihtout sex!! It's not my fault I'm a sexaholic.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[rehmwa 2]

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And sex outside marriage isn't a left-wing thing. The difference is what happens when they get caught.

Right-wing: I have SINNED!! I am a BAD BAD person!! I will ask God for forgiveness and he will grant it, so you should too.

Left-wing: I have NEEDS!! I can't be expected to go this long wihtout sex!! It's not my fault I'm a sexaholic.

So now we are still split on the kitty's loyalties then?

I have to go bat a small bell on a string and chew on the arm of the couch now. I'll be back as soon as my attention span is satisfied.

I'm back.

Oh look, a shiny laser dot to chase
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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[Rebecca 0]

Lasers + pets = pure entertainment.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

[rehmwa 2]

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Lasers + pets = pure entertainment.

Yeah, but you go through a lot of pets when the laser is too strong. But it's not nearly as messy as you might think.

Not like that time with the microwave and the 3 kittens - really should have figured it out after the 1st one, though

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[livendive 8]

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Lasers + pets = pure entertainment.

Not only is it entertaining, it's a great way to exercise the dogs when you feel more like having a drink than going for a walk. Long stretch of white fence + laser equals tired puppy dogs (and a schizophrenic cat who's been trying to get through the slider to help with the chase)

Blues,
Dave

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