i'm NOT christian... and proud of it!!!

[rasmack 0]

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HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

[ReBirth 0]

Ducks float...don't they? Does Bill float (or does he wear a weight belt )

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Ducks float...don't they? Does Bill float (or does he wear a weight belt )

Now, remember to keep an open mind. I am sure this important question can be answered...

HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

[billvon 3,088]

>Can we call you "Ducky"?

They call me Mr. Duck.

[kallend 2,115]

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>Can we call you "Ducky"?

They call me Mr. Duck.

Oh, profuse apologies.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[kallend 2,115]

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so why not be honest and admit that I could be a duck or a human?"

Is this duck/human duality something that may be described by quantum mechanics?

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[billvon 3,088]

>Is this duck/human duality something that may be described by quantum mechanics?

Of course not! That's for cats.

[Stumpy 284]

LMFAO - with that website you have already superseded that OTHER thread!

Good work guys i needed that!

Never try to eat more than you can lift

[rasmack 0]

I am still waiting for more quotes to show definitively that billvon is a duck. If you have your own website on the subject, I will be happy to link to it.

HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

[kallend 2,115]

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I am still waiting for more quotes to show definitively that billvon is a duck. If you have your own website on the subject, I will be happy to link to it.

Mr. Duck states that quantum duality only applies to cats, so we infer that he must be pure duck, rather than a duck/human superposition.

I've seen him walk, and you know what they say about 'if it walks like a duck...'?

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[JackC 0]

Hmmmm... crispy aromatic Billvon...

1 Billvon weighing approx 2kg
1 Heaped tbsp 5 spice powder
1 Tbsp rock salt
1 Tbsp szechuan peppercorns (place in bag and crushed with rolling pin)
2 Slices root ginger

To Serve....spring onions (shredded), cucumber (finely sliced lengthways),hoisin or plum sauce

Method:
Mix 5 spice powder, salt and szechuan peppercorns together, rub Billvon inside and out with the mixture.

Place ginger in cavity, clingfilm and leave overnight.
Prepare steamer, remove clingfilm and place Billvon in the steamer on a heat resistant plate.

Remove Billvon and drain away any liquid, allow Billvon to completely cool.

Cut Billvon into quarters and deep fry for about 10 minutes in hot oil until Billvon is crispy.

Bon apetite!

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Mr. Duck states that quantum duality only applies to cats, so we infer that he must be pure duck, rather than a duck/human superposition.

Which is lucky, since the outcome of the recipe between our posts would be highly unpredictable. If preparation as food does not count as a measurement I am certain that ingestion does

Billvon is a duck

HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

[kallend 2,115]

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Mr. Duck states that quantum duality only applies to cats, so we infer that he must be pure duck, rather than a duck/human superposition.

Which is lucky, since the outcome of the recipe between our posts would be highly unpredictable. If preparation as food does not count as a measurement I am certain that ingestion does

Billvon is a duck

Could be he's a vector for avian flu.

However, I am troubled by the absence of any accredited certification of his status as a duck. Is it possible that he's an imposter, a QUACK?

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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However, I am troubled by the absence of any accredited certification of his status as a duck. Is it possible that he's an imposter, a QUACK?

I have seen no accredited certification of his status as a man...

HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

[kallend 2,115]

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However, I am troubled by the absence of any accredited certification of his status as a duck. Is it possible that he's an imposter, a QUACK?

I have seen no accredited certification of his status as a man...

I'm told he has a drivers license.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[rasmack 0]

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I'm told he has a drivers license.

When I think of some of the people I have driven with I am not certain this is sufficient proof.

HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

[christelsabine 1]

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I'm told he has a drivers license.

[lurch 0]

Rasmack.
That is the coolest website I have ever seen.

-b

Live and learn... or die, and teach by example.

[rasmack 0]

Thank you. Is it very obvious that I was bored at work?

HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227
“I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.”
- Not quite Oscar Wilde...

[feuergnom 29]

bump

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle

dudeist skydiver # 666

[zoobrothertom 5]

Hey skysaint, explain this one, too.

whydoesgodhateamputees.com

I especially like that last part about some kind of challenge.

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I'm back in the USA!!

[zoobrothertom 5]

double yawwwwwn. being religious, here's something you've been conditioned to accept.

"You're wrong! Why? Because I told you."

There, feel better? I'll answer all your questions from a single book and a closed mind.

Edited to remove the facts.

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I'm back in the USA!!

[hairyjuan 0]

more proof that the bible is a myth, jesus is a myth , even "paul the apostle" is a myth

we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively


wishers never choose, choosers never wish

[narcimund 0]

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more proof that the bible is a myth, jesus is a myth , even "paul the apostle" is a myth

How many websites do you crawl with this same monologue?

First Class Citizen Twice Over

[hairyjuan 0]

more PROOF that the bible is a crock

we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively


wishers never choose, choosers never wish