Luv2Fall 0 #51 October 21, 2005 Quote>So is oral sex or not? This is about as silly as the argument about whether tandem students are 'real skydivers' or not. Or whether Budweiser or O'Douls are really beer. Or whether some guy is black because only one out of eight grandparents were black. The answer to all of which is - who cares? Call it whatever you want. If you use semantics to cheat on your SO and get away with it, defining the word more carefully is not going to fix the problem. Have to agree with you here..............think you nailed the bottom line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #52 October 21, 2005 Shouldn't this thread be moved to Bonfire? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #53 October 21, 2005 QuoteShouldn't this thread be moved to Bonfire No, this thread is merely a segway to talk about Clinton. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,090 #54 October 21, 2005 >No, this thread is merely a segway to talk about Clinton. Man, those segways are getting better and better. They talk now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #55 October 21, 2005 QuoteMan, those segways are getting better and better. They talk now? WTF was I thinking? Damn good thing I'm not running for President or anything, with such a limited vocabulary! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #56 October 21, 2005 Quote>No, this thread is merely a segway to talk about Clinton. Man, those segways are getting better and better. They talk now? Yep... And next thing you know, they'll be giving oral sex too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #57 October 21, 2005 QuoteYep... And next thing you know, they'll be giving oral sex too. You just reminded me of a South Park episode... "It". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,090 #58 October 21, 2005 >they'll be giving oral sex too. All at the same time? That would be impressive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #59 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteYep... And next thing you know, they'll be giving oral sex too. You just reminded me of a South Park episode... "It". Which episode was that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #60 October 21, 2005 Quote>they'll be giving oral sex too. All at the same time? That would be impressive. What, you can't wheel someone around, talk to them, and give them oral sex all at the same time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #61 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteYep... And next thing you know, they'll be giving oral sex too. You just reminded me of a South Park episode... "It". Which episode was that? Mr. Garrison got fed up with the airlines, so he built his own transporter a la Segway, but there were certain features to it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #62 October 21, 2005 QuoteWhat, you can't wheel someone around, talk to them, and give them oral sex all at the same time? Why do I get the feeling you speak from experience? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #63 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteNo, it's not sex. When someone asks you how many people you've had sex with, do you include those you've had only oral sex with? (I think this was once posted in TalkBack! ) I guess I'm old, but if I'm going to have sex with someone, it's not going to be only oral sex. rl LOL________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike111 0 #64 October 21, 2005 "more doing, less talk " lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #65 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteNo, it's not sex. When someone asks you how many people you've had sex with, do you include those you've had only oral sex with? (I think this was once posted in TalkBack! ) I guess I'm old, but if I'm going to have sex with someone, it's not going to be only oral sex. rl You don't know what "old" is, RL. Men age more slowly, John. On the relative scale, I'm your grandmother. But I'll never be too old to put out (just to keep it kinda on-topic). rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
druvaughn 0 #66 October 21, 2005 To add a couple of thoughts -- and hope I'm not repeating ones I missed. 1) In a legal sense, sexual harassment can be as minute as eye contact, light touching or brushing up against and even verbal. Does verbal communication or glances count as sex, no. However, it can certainly be sexual conduct or sexual in nature. 2) An exgirlfriend and I ( both had some security issues with each other ) had a week long discussion about cheating. Although we weren't trying to define sex, she thought of cheating as "anything I wouldn't have wanted her to know about" ( the list is long and distinguished, just like Goose's Johnson ). I thought cheating started at making out ( kissing a firend on the lips was fine, but throw the tongue and you're cheating ). I think we all agree (sans swingers) that if our significant others started handing out Hummers, the relationships would be doomed. Food for thought...- - "Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,090 #67 October 21, 2005 >Men age more slowly, John. So how old are you in man-years? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #68 October 21, 2005 Quote>Men age more slowly, John. So how old are you in man-years? i'd guess at 35?________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,117 #69 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteNo, it's not sex. When someone asks you how many people you've had sex with, do you include those you've had only oral sex with? (I think this was once posted in TalkBack! ) I guess I'm old, but if I'm going to have sex with someone, it's not going to be only oral sex. rl You don't know what "old" is, RL. Men age more slowly, John. On the relative scale, I'm your grandmother. But I'll never be too old to put out (just to keep it kinda on-topic). rl What's your phone number? Keeping on topic: oral: adjective, sex: noun So it is sex, with a qualifier stating that it's of the oral kind.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,117 #70 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuote>Men age more slowly, John. So how old are you in man-years? i'd guess at 35? Give up already, you already blew it in Bonfire... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #71 October 21, 2005 Quote>Men age more slowly, John. So how old are you in man-years? Older than you, sonny boy. Mind your manners and show some respect for your elders. rlIf you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #72 October 21, 2005 QuoteGive up already, you already blew it in Bonfire OMG! Don't you all see it? John made a joke. We're talking about oral sex, as it blow jobs, and John said "blew it". May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RhondaLea 4 #73 October 21, 2005 QuoteWhat's your phone number? I've already got a date this weekend. There's something to be said for......never mind... I'm out of here. I have miles to go before I sleep, and I need to be alert when I get there. Cya. If you don't know where you're going, you should know where you came from. Gullah Proverb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,117 #74 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteGive up already, you already blew it in Bonfire OMG! Don't you all see it? John made a joke. We're talking about oral sex, as it blow jobs, and John said "blew it". You can be my interpreter any time you like, Mary. Now, about that shower...... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #75 October 22, 2005 If it's something you can pay a hooker for, it's sex. Ditto for if you have to buy an X-rated film to see it. Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
