mr2mk1g 10 #1 October 21, 2005 200 years ago today, this guy did this and achieved this by following this plan here, in this ship, winning us a great victory and royally pissing off the French and the Spanish before unfortunately this happened. So we built this to honor him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 October 21, 2005 Then this guy wrote these books based on him, and then this guy took the other guy's books and made future histories about them here. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #3 October 21, 2005 *SWELLING WITH PRIDE* just shows that not only do we have the best armed forces now... we had them 200 years ago ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #4 October 21, 2005 Quote*SWELLING WITH PRIDE* ... of a navy that in 1807 without previous declaration of war attacked a neutral country and enacted two days of firebombing against civilians . Any story has two sides. That also goes for history.HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #5 October 21, 2005 You have to crack a few eggs to make an omlette we had an empire to build, we couldn't allow for silly little things like that get in our way ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #6 October 21, 2005 Oh well, maybe it's time to eat a mushroom or two, sharpen the battle axe and reconquer England. HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #7 October 21, 2005 QuoteOh well, maybe it's time to eat a mushroom or two, sharpen the battle axe and reconquer England. Attack us? ATTACK US!!!? Wiff wot? We all know that the only things Denmark has made in the last 1,000+ years is Pork Products, Pornography & Pine Furniture!!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #8 October 21, 2005 See you at Stamford Bridge. (ok, ok that was the Norgies by then but you all share the Viking lineage). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 43 #9 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteOh well, maybe it's time to eat a mushroom or two, sharpen the battle axe and reconquer England. Attack us? ATTACK US!!!? Wiff wot? We all know that the only things Denmark has made in the last 1,000+ years is Pork Products, Pornography & Pine Furniture!!! Mike. It would be silly to re-conquer England - you'd be conquering your own. I understand that a lot of the Brits have DNA that was contributed the last time the folks from the north went there. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #10 October 21, 2005 hehehe, I still love that classically brilliant TV ad. that simply showed some bacon on screen accompanied by the brisk song: "Danish bacon, Danish bacon, yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy yum!" Said it all really. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #11 October 21, 2005 QuoteIt would be silly to re-conquer England - you'd be conquering your own. I understand that a lot of the Brits have DNA that was contributed the last time the folks from the north went there. Point taken. Actually it is happening again today. One of our exports to GB is... (drum roll) sperm! Donors have anonymity here . In other words we have gone from the holy trinity (rape, plunder, pillage) to actually getting paid. If that isn't progress... On a side note many words in the English language are inherited from ancient nordic.HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #12 October 21, 2005 Quote Attack us? ATTACK US!!!? Well, you're more fun than the French. They always just rolled over and paid us to go away. You at least put up a fight QuoteWe all know that the only things Denmark has made in the last 1,000+ years is Pork Products, Pornography & Pine Furniture!!! Two of which the average briton is eternally grateful for HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites IanHarrop 43 #13 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt would be silly to re-conquer England - you'd be conquering your own. I understand that a lot of the Brits have DNA that was contributed the last time the folks from the north went there. Point taken. Actually it is happening again today. One of our exports to GB is... (drum roll) sperm! Donors have anonymity here . In other words we have gone from the holy trinity (rape, plunder, pillage) to actually getting paid. If that isn't progress... On a side note many words in the English language are inherited from ancient nordic. I can see it now - sperm factories: the sweat shop of the new millennium "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mr2mk1g 10 #14 October 21, 2005 But here's question for you - do you really hate to see Carlsberg Export leave? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites miked10270 0 #15 October 21, 2005 QuotePoint taken. Actually it is happening again today. One of our exports to GB is... (drum roll) sperm! Have you READ the article? I fell off my chair when it said the danes are "stocking up large amounts of semen ready to flood...." Personally, I think they're just boasting - There's no sign of Holland being afraid of this alleged impending "flood"! Anyway... I'm assuming that this particular export still comes (sic) under the heading of Pork-Products Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #16 October 21, 2005 Ehm... that is one of the things that we only export. I'm not sure I have ever tasted it. The elephant beer, on the other hand, is a good beer.HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites artistcalledian 0 #17 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteIt would be silly to re-conquer England - you'd be conquering your own. I understand that a lot of the Brits have DNA that was contributed the last time the folks from the north went there. Point taken. Actually it is happening again today. One of our exports to GB is... (drum roll) sperm! Donors have anonymity here . In other words we have gone from the holy trinity (rape, plunder, pillage) to actually getting paid. If that isn't progress... On a side note many words in the English language are inherited from ancient nordic. I can see it now - sperm factories: the sweat shop of the new millennium 3 years ago, i worked for a company that used to manufacture knitwear... most of the workers in the sweat shop were woman, i used to have my eye on a few of the good looking ones and nip to the bog in my lunch break and knock out some swimmers.... kind of quite apt ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites rasmack 0 #18 October 21, 2005 Way more than I needed to know about you... Now, you were contemplating a Stilletto 135 for your first canopy, right? HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #19 October 21, 2005 QuoteOh well, maybe it's time to eat a mushroom or two, sharpen the battle axe and reconquer England. Psst, land at the base of the Cliffs of Dover, you'll get in easily though you might want to bring some really really really long ladders.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jakee 1,596 #20 October 21, 2005 QuoteOn a side note many words in the English language are inherited from ancient nordic. Many words in the English language are taken from, well, everywhere. Its an incredibly mix and match language. I think we're all just too lazy to think up our own words really.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites artistcalledian 0 #21 October 21, 2005 QuoteWay more than I needed to know about you... Now, you were contemplating a Stilletto 135 for your first canopy, right? LOL, i was joking... at least i think i was ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites miked10270 0 #22 October 21, 2005 QuoteMany words in the English language are taken from, well, everywhere... I think we're all just too lazy to think up our own words really. Naaahh... It's just that we have our minds on far higher things! For Example: It's well known that Chickens originated in the Orient - China. Obvious really when you think about the name. It's also well known that Potatoes originated in Central America (as discovered by Sir Francis Drake. And, while weaving reeds into Baskets originated in Africa, Moslems came up with the decimal way of counting & money. BUT... It took British Ingenuity to bring all of this together to make: "Chicken in a Basket, with Chips - £4.95"!!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,151 #23 October 21, 2005 QuoteThen this guy wrote these books based on him, and then this guy took the other guy's books and made future histories about them here. I read all of "this guy"s books as a kid. Never read any of the other guys stuff, though.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 2,151 #24 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuote*SWELLING WITH PRIDE* ... of a navy that in 1807 without previous declaration of war attacked a neutral country and enacted two days of firebombing against civilians . Any story has two sides. That also goes for history. And what exactly were the French doing in 1807? Catching frogs? I think you're missing a bit of the big picture. Still smarting over this?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites christelsabine 1 #25 October 21, 2005 "Chicken in a Basket, with Chips - £4.95"!!! Bwahahahaha....... English food - a stroke of genius! LMAOLMAOLMAO dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #11 October 21, 2005 QuoteIt would be silly to re-conquer England - you'd be conquering your own. I understand that a lot of the Brits have DNA that was contributed the last time the folks from the north went there. Point taken. Actually it is happening again today. One of our exports to GB is... (drum roll) sperm! Donors have anonymity here . In other words we have gone from the holy trinity (rape, plunder, pillage) to actually getting paid. If that isn't progress... On a side note many words in the English language are inherited from ancient nordic.HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #12 October 21, 2005 Quote Attack us? ATTACK US!!!? Well, you're more fun than the French. They always just rolled over and paid us to go away. You at least put up a fight QuoteWe all know that the only things Denmark has made in the last 1,000+ years is Pork Products, Pornography & Pine Furniture!!! Two of which the average briton is eternally grateful for HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 43 #13 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteIt would be silly to re-conquer England - you'd be conquering your own. I understand that a lot of the Brits have DNA that was contributed the last time the folks from the north went there. Point taken. Actually it is happening again today. One of our exports to GB is... (drum roll) sperm! Donors have anonymity here . In other words we have gone from the holy trinity (rape, plunder, pillage) to actually getting paid. If that isn't progress... On a side note many words in the English language are inherited from ancient nordic. I can see it now - sperm factories: the sweat shop of the new millennium "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #14 October 21, 2005 But here's question for you - do you really hate to see Carlsberg Export leave? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #15 October 21, 2005 QuotePoint taken. Actually it is happening again today. One of our exports to GB is... (drum roll) sperm! Have you READ the article? I fell off my chair when it said the danes are "stocking up large amounts of semen ready to flood...." Personally, I think they're just boasting - There's no sign of Holland being afraid of this alleged impending "flood"! Anyway... I'm assuming that this particular export still comes (sic) under the heading of Pork-Products Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #16 October 21, 2005 Ehm... that is one of the things that we only export. I'm not sure I have ever tasted it. The elephant beer, on the other hand, is a good beer.HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #17 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuoteQuoteIt would be silly to re-conquer England - you'd be conquering your own. I understand that a lot of the Brits have DNA that was contributed the last time the folks from the north went there. Point taken. Actually it is happening again today. One of our exports to GB is... (drum roll) sperm! Donors have anonymity here . In other words we have gone from the holy trinity (rape, plunder, pillage) to actually getting paid. If that isn't progress... On a side note many words in the English language are inherited from ancient nordic. I can see it now - sperm factories: the sweat shop of the new millennium 3 years ago, i worked for a company that used to manufacture knitwear... most of the workers in the sweat shop were woman, i used to have my eye on a few of the good looking ones and nip to the bog in my lunch break and knock out some swimmers.... kind of quite apt ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rasmack 0 #18 October 21, 2005 Way more than I needed to know about you... Now, you were contemplating a Stilletto 135 for your first canopy, right? HF #682, Team Dirty Sanchez #227 “I simply hate, detest, loathe, despise, and abhor redundancy.” - Not quite Oscar Wilde... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #19 October 21, 2005 QuoteOh well, maybe it's time to eat a mushroom or two, sharpen the battle axe and reconquer England. Psst, land at the base of the Cliffs of Dover, you'll get in easily though you might want to bring some really really really long ladders.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #20 October 21, 2005 QuoteOn a side note many words in the English language are inherited from ancient nordic. Many words in the English language are taken from, well, everywhere. Its an incredibly mix and match language. I think we're all just too lazy to think up our own words really.Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
artistcalledian 0 #21 October 21, 2005 QuoteWay more than I needed to know about you... Now, you were contemplating a Stilletto 135 for your first canopy, right? LOL, i was joking... at least i think i was ________________________________________ drive it like you stole it and f*ck the police Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #22 October 21, 2005 QuoteMany words in the English language are taken from, well, everywhere... I think we're all just too lazy to think up our own words really. Naaahh... It's just that we have our minds on far higher things! For Example: It's well known that Chickens originated in the Orient - China. Obvious really when you think about the name. It's also well known that Potatoes originated in Central America (as discovered by Sir Francis Drake. And, while weaving reeds into Baskets originated in Africa, Moslems came up with the decimal way of counting & money. BUT... It took British Ingenuity to bring all of this together to make: "Chicken in a Basket, with Chips - £4.95"!!! Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #23 October 21, 2005 QuoteThen this guy wrote these books based on him, and then this guy took the other guy's books and made future histories about them here. I read all of "this guy"s books as a kid. Never read any of the other guys stuff, though.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #24 October 21, 2005 QuoteQuote*SWELLING WITH PRIDE* ... of a navy that in 1807 without previous declaration of war attacked a neutral country and enacted two days of firebombing against civilians . Any story has two sides. That also goes for history. And what exactly were the French doing in 1807? Catching frogs? I think you're missing a bit of the big picture. Still smarting over this?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #25 October 21, 2005 "Chicken in a Basket, with Chips - £4.95"!!! Bwahahahaha....... English food - a stroke of genius! LMAOLMAOLMAO dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
