MarkFoster 0 #1 October 13, 2005 While I am pretty much of an opinion that devices only designed to take human life should be controlled better than they are in this country, there are some compelling arguments as to why I should own something with impressive firepower… 1. removing fungus infected toenails (not me… other people at my gym) 2. correcting unruly nose hair 3. convincing the bats in my refrigerator to sleep elsewhere 4. wing amputation of mosquitoes in minnesota 5. erratic driver tutoring (tire shots only, but all 4 allowed if they were on a cell phone at the time of incident) 6. flea and tick removal (self or pets) 7. speedy can opener 8. scratching apparatus for hard-to-reach places 9. television repair to correct cnn coverage of anything (or any news announcer for that matter) 10. packer education (how the last opening felt in the neck) 11. toilet plunger replacement 12. teaching mechanism for person clogging toilet 13. preparation h replacement (note to self – use with caution) 14. aggressive eradication of anything by barry manilow 15. ear wax remover (another note to self – what?) 16. super-efficient body piercing tool 17. novel way to shoot pool 18. floss replacement 19. threats to myself when the urge to get back with an ex surfaces more...???------------------- ...if ignorance is bliss, I'm in Nirvana... you don't know what you don't know 'til you don't know it. GravityGone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #2 October 13, 2005 Quote 10. packer education (how the last opening felt in the neck) 10.a. shoulder relocator after said bad opening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #3 October 14, 2005 I skipped from 1 to 19 faster than a new england auctioneer. Blah. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #4 October 14, 2005 how about "boss can I have the day off to go jumping" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #5 October 14, 2005 The 44 Magnum's for pussies: http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/firearms/1277336.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 23 #6 October 14, 2005 QuoteThe 44 Magnum's for pussies: http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/firearms/1277336.html aaaaahhhhhhhh droollllll What a canon! I suppose it costs a couple of bucks a round to fire"America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #7 October 14, 2005 QuoteThe 44 Magnum's for pussies: http://www.popularmechanics.com/outdoors/firearms/1277336.html I prefer the Desert Eagle .50 myself.. S&W is evil... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mr2mk1g 10 #8 October 14, 2005 Well, either produce a significantly higher muzzle energy than the .44 magnum... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #9 October 14, 2005 It always makes me laugh to see an actor (without ear protection) in a movie shoot off multiple rounds with a large caliber handgun. Then turn around and casually carry on a conversation. In real life, your ears ring for 3 days.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricTheRed 0 #10 October 14, 2005 QuoteIt always makes me laugh to see an actor (without ear protection) in a movie shoot off multiple rounds with a large caliber handgun. Then turn around and casually carry on a conversation. In real life, your ears ring for 3 days. My ears ring all the time - I still carry on fairly normal conversationsillegible usually Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #11 October 15, 2005 Whoa. That S&W .50 cal monster even eclipses the .454 Casull, which is a genuinely huge weapon. got to fire one once. The cartridges look like they're for an elephant gun. mh ."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #12 October 15, 2005 Quote My ears ring all the time... I have tinnitus, also. From shooting large caliber handguns without ear protection (...when I was growing up). Large caliber handguns are terror weapons, and if you're on target, anti-tank weapons.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #13 October 15, 2005 Quote 3. convincing the bats in my refrigerator to sleep elsewhere 6. flea and tick removal (self or pets) 12. teaching mechanism for person clogging toilet What kind of place do you live in? Quote 17. novel way to shoot pool For money? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkFoster 0 #14 October 18, 2005 QuoteQuote 3. convincing the bats in my refrigerator to sleep elsewhere 6. flea and tick removal (self or pets) 12. teaching mechanism for person clogging toilet What kind of place do you live in? Quote 17. novel way to shoot pool For money? ----------------------------------- ... its a bat infested, flea infested place, where strangers with issues keep using my bathroom. ... not for money... to clean out the alligators------------------- ...if ignorance is bliss, I'm in Nirvana... you don't know what you don't know 'til you don't know it. GravityGone Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
