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>Billvon 2008

Who was that character in a movie who started a political campaign so people _wouldn't_ vote for him? I'm tempted to start a smear campaign against me. "Billvon - spotted a demo load a mile short in 1995. Rolled the golf cart on the way back from the Triangle. Went low on the 300-way, twice. Billvon: wrong on spotting, wrong on golf carts, wrong on bigways."

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>Billvon 2008

Who was that character in a movie who started a political campaign so people _wouldn't_ vote for him? I'm tempted to start a smear campaign against me. "Billvon - spotted a demo load a mile short in 1995. Rolled the golf cart on the way back from the Triangle. Went low on the 300-way, twice. Billvon: wrong on spotting, wrong on golf carts, wrong on bigways."



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>Billvon 2008

Who was that character in a movie who started a political campaign so people _wouldn't_ vote for him? I'm tempted to start a smear campaign against me. "Billvon - spotted a demo load a mile short in 1995. Rolled the golf cart on the way back from the Triangle. Went low on the 300-way, twice. Billvon: wrong on spotting, wrong on golf carts, wrong on bigways."



Is it OK to make personal attacks on yourself? I think you should give yourself your one warning... :P
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Hey, c'mon now. That's way over the top. The war wasn't for oil.

:D



Oh yeah thats right. If it was for oil, I wouldn't be paying $3.29 a gallon.

yak yak.. NO WMDs..yak yak... :ph34r:



Exxon stock price Jan. 2002 = $40

Exxon stock price today = $58

Oil companies and their lackies in office don't want free oil for everyone, they want control of the oil. They got it.

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Hey, c'mon now. That's way over the top. The war wasn't for oil.

:D



Oh yeah thats right. If it was for oil, I wouldn't be paying $3.29 a gallon.

yak yak.. NO WMDs..yak yak... :ph34r:



Exxon stock price Jan. 2002 = $40

Exxon stock price today = $58

Oil companies and their lackies in office don't want free oil for everyone, they want control of the oil. They got it.



Lesson: Buy Exxon stock. :P

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>Lesson: Buy Exxon stock.

. . . and then vote republican.



... and then go out for chimichangas and margaritas

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>Lesson: Buy Exxon stock.

. . . and then vote republican.



... and then go out for chimichangas and margaritas



I enjoy both of those items thoroughly. I am voting for you.



WasIstDas: Chimichangas...

What is it? I can eat it? Or drink it?...:P



Some people would, but I'm not one of them. I'd rather eat haggis.:(

Margaritas, on the other hand, are just wonderful.
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Some people would, but I'm not one of them. I'd rather eat haggis. ***

just when I was starting to like you, you go and make a statement like that! haggis, ick! rather eat that than a chimichanga? :S;)



Yeah seriously.

Let us compare:

Haggis -
1 sheep's pluck (stomach bag)
2 lb.. dry oatmeal
1 lb. suet
1 lb. lamb's liver
2 1/2 cups stock
1 large chopped onion
1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper, Jamaica pepper and salt

Chimichanga -

2 c. chopped or shredded cooked chicken or steak
1 med. onion, diced
2 cloves garlic, minced
2 med. tomatoes, chopped
2 cans (4 oz.) chopped green chilies
1 tsp. salt
1 1/2 tsp. oregano
1 to 2 tsp. chili powder
2 tbsp. minced, fresh cilantro
12 lg. flour tortillas, warmed
Vegetable oil
Shredded cheddar
Sour cream
Guacamole
Salsa
Shredded lettuce, chopped tomatoes, sliced black olives

I think the choice is clear. But I will give you a clue. It does not involve suet or lamb's liver. ;)
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Some people would, but I'm not one of them. I'd rather eat haggis. ***

just when I was starting to like you, you go and make a statement like that! haggis, ick! rather eat that than a chimichanga? :S;)



I don't like Haggis either. Ick indeed.

Take out the chilis, chili powder and cilantro and I'd eat the chimichanga. Just don't like things that set my mouth and alimentary canal on fire.
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Some people would, but I'm not one of them. I'd rather eat haggis. ***

just when I was starting to like you, you go and make a statement like that! haggis, ick! rather eat that than a chimichanga? :S;)



I don't like Haggis either. Ick indeed.

Take out the chilis, chili powder and cilantro and I'd eat the chimichanga. Just don't like things that set my mouth and alimentary canal on fire.



How does the cilantro do that? Its mexican parsley.

And you could still get the flavor of the chili without the heat. Just use less chili (or less hot variety) and skip the powder. It ain't crucial to the meal.

mmmm, chimichanga. I wish I had one right now.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Some people would, but I'm not one of them. I'd rather eat haggis. ***

just when I was starting to like you, you go and make a statement like that! haggis, ick! rather eat that than a chimichanga? :S;)



I don't like Haggis either. Ick indeed.

Take out the chilis, chili powder and cilantro and I'd eat the chimichanga. Just don't like things that set my mouth and alimentary canal on fire.



How does the cilantro do that? Its mexican parsley.

And you could still get the flavor of the chili without the heat. Just use less chili (or less hot variety) and skip the powder. It ain't crucial to the meal.

mmmm, chimichanga. I wish I had one right now.



Just don't like cilantro. I'm suspicious of any food that has a flavor. Flavor is nature's way of warning you of the presence of toxins.
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WTF?
You don't like haggis?
Whats wrong with you.
I particularly like highland haggis (no Oatmeal) sliced and fried and eaten burger style with avocado, jalapanos and melted swess cheese. Sort of highland Scotland/California fusion. MMMB|



I've had haggis from Dundee, haggis from Inverness, haggis from Portree (Skye) and haggis from a Scottish shop in Chicago. On the whole, I prefer a steak, lobster or salmon.
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Some people would, but I'm not one of them. I'd rather eat haggis. ***

just when I was starting to like you, you go and make a statement like that! haggis, ick! rather eat that than a chimichanga? :S;)



I don't like Haggis either. Ick indeed.

Take out the chilis, chili powder and cilantro and I'd eat the chimichanga. Just don't like things that set my mouth and alimentary canal on fire.



ok, that's better... I'm not too fond on the flamin anus either... I never understood what was so enjoyable about having various bodily orifices burning... ick.:S

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