AlexCrowley 0 #1 October 6, 2005 unbelievable TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #2 October 6, 2005 I remember swimming and swimming beating all the other sperm out and getting to the egg you mean you don’t?I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #3 October 6, 2005 I'll just have to call home and find out what dates my parents had sex during that period. Can't wait to have that conversation, let me tell you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #4 October 6, 2005 Quoteunbelievable Yeah unbelievable that you fell for that. satire dude. satire. God I hope you know that.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #5 October 6, 2005 Really? I thought the SWIFT report meant it was fast. Next time shut up and wait, fishing is a game of patience. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #6 October 6, 2005 No kidding! I was waiting to see how many were going to fall for it.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #7 October 6, 2005 QuoteReally? I thought the SWIFT report meant it was fast. Next time shut up and wait, fishing is a game of patience. I type too fast. But who knows? you could REALLY have been an idiot. And it is my civic duty as the semichrist and the Abribtrary antichrist to point that out.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #8 October 6, 2005 I could really be an idiot rather than just giving that impression? Sounds like a personal attack to me. BILL! BILL! HE'S ATTACKING ME, PERSONALLY TOO! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anvilbrother 0 #9 October 6, 2005 Why do you have to be an idot to believe that story just by reading it. Hell I thought it was real. Just about as fucking stupid as most of the shit the government comes up with to make into a law. Postes r made from an iPad or iPhone. Spelling and gramhair mistakes guaranteed move along, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #10 October 6, 2005 QuoteIf a group of conservative political leaders gets its way, every American will soon be nine months older than they are today. According to the Truth in Age Act, currently being debated on Capitol Hill, the lives of individuals will be dated not from birth but from conception. Actually, that is quite believable. First, because that could be an anti-abortion move to change the mindset of the public into believing that a fetus is a human being from the moment of conception. And second, because it is my understanding that some Oriental cultures, like the Japanese, date their ages in that exact manner. They consider you to be nine months old at birth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #11 October 6, 2005 that's why it was a great rib, until GTA ruined it. Again. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #12 October 6, 2005 Quotethat's why it was a great rib, until GTA ruined it. Again. SHUT UP. Oh trust me. I did not catch the fact that the story was fake. But I googled it and saw no other sites for it and went back for a closer look. I was duped too. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #13 October 6, 2005 QuoteQuoteIf a group of conservative political leaders gets its way, every American will soon be nine months older than they are today. According to the Truth in Age Act, currently being debated on Capitol Hill, the lives of individuals will be dated not from birth but from conception. Actually, that is quite believable. First, because that could be an anti-abortion move to change the mindset of the public into believing that a fetus is a human being from the moment of conception. And second, because it is my understanding that some Oriental cultures, like the Japanese, date their ages in that exact manner. They consider you to be nine months old at birth. Freaking excellent points. And I was about to contribute the latter, but you beat me to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #14 October 6, 2005 QuoteNo kidding! I was waiting to see how many were going to fall for it. Do you mean to tell me I don't really get two birthdays this year? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #15 October 6, 2005 Damn it, I liked the sound of 'Parents Fucked Day'. Couldnt wait to see how they'd celebrate that one in school. TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #16 October 6, 2005 QuoteDamn it, I liked the sound of 'Parents Fucked Day'. Couldnt wait to see how they'd celebrate that one in school. I was moreso looking forward to how many new high school cheerleaders would be legislated into the age of consent overnight. EDIT: Priorities. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AlexCrowley 0 #17 October 6, 2005 Did you run out eligable ones already? My god, they've only been back at school a month! TV's got them images, TV's got them all, nothing's shocking. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tso-d_chris 0 #19 October 7, 2005 QuoteI liked the sound of 'Parents Fucked Day'. Couldnt wait to see how they'd celebrate that one in school. I'm thinking condoms and cupcakes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dorbie 0 #20 October 8, 2005 Does this mean we'll all have a Fuckday instead of a Birthday? Edit: bah someone beat me to it, mine's better though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
