Hot to be a good Republican!!

[masterblaster72 0]

1. glorify guns, weaponry, and war

2. label dissenters any of the following: communist, LIBERAL, democrat, socialist, terrorist, hippy.....

3. repeat vacuous terms like "values" and "family" endlessly

4. complain like your oppressed minority even when you're the ruling majority

5. label any non-military government program socialist, communist, fascist or stalinist

6. quote all news from newsmax.com or Fox News, act like you won an argument

7. in the face of irrefutable evidence of Bush's incompetence, blame/attack the Clintons or Kennedys

8. Use words LIBERAL and DEMOCRAT interchangeably, demonize them to no end

9. Bash the French and the UN in the name of being a real patriotic American

10. defend your interpretation of the constitution by quoting the bible.

11. believe the NRA is good, because it supports half of an amendment, while the ACLU is bad because it supports an entire amendment.

12. believe that the vociferous minorities who protest against prayer and saluting the flag in school should be quashed and silenced by an imagined majority who believe in "God and country" and want these "values" to be instilled in our young children.

13. Label any objective or non-Fox or non-right-wing media as left-wing, liberal media.

14. Don't ask challenging questions, don't answer challenging questions

15. Make a big deal out of non-issues like flag-burning, gay marriage, prayer in school and war protests while ignoring real issues like the economy, war, and government spending

16. label environmentalists as tree-hugging liberal crackpots.

17. live in fear of gays, immigrants, minorities, and anything foreign

18. be as xenophobic as possible to show your patriotism

19. hide behind symbols like eagles and flags to show your patriotism

20. eat lies

21. lick the boots of those who step on you

Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up.

[justinb138 0]

Hmm... any more news about the indictment of DeLay?

[Andrewwhyte 1]

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9. Bash the French and the UN in the name of being a real patriotic American

Oh come on, bashing the French is hardly the exclusive purview of the Republicans. Hell it's not even the exclusive purview of Americans. Everybody does it.

[rehmwa 2]

It was done better, funnier and classier by darius already in the other thread

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

[masterblaster72 0]

I know -- that's why I'd take this down -- he said it better than I ever could have.

Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up.

[tmontana 0]

22. Believe that corporations have the country's best interests in mind.
23. Claim Democrates are tax and spend liberals while ignoring that CURRENT Republicans are Spend and Spend liberals.


P.S. masterblaster, give me my avatar back.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin

[lawrocket 3]

How to be a good Libertarian:

1. Accept that guns, weaponry and war are simply things that, try as you might, you won't get rid of.

2. label dissenters as cherished necessities in a free society.

3. speak on your own terms instead of using talking-points

4. complain about all oprression, regardless of who is doing it or who is being oppressed.

5. label any federal government program socialist, communist, fascist or stalinist in continuing support of the truth.

6. treat all press on all issues like the press reporting skydiving - there's probably more to it than you are reading.

7. attack all incompetence.

8. Use words like "Bill of Rights" to explain that, yes, all parts of the Constitution should be given equal deference.

9. Bash everyone who will not simply mind their own business.

10. defend your interpretation of the constitution by quoting the Constitution, instead of the Bible or the ACLU

11. believe that all political organizations are good because they all supply voices.

12. believe that you don't have to salute the flag or say prayers if you don't want to, but you should should be able to say prayers and salute the flag if you DO want to.

13. Label any subjective statements and opinions, including your own, as subjective rather than objective.

14. Ask whatever questions you want whether they are challenging or not. Answer whatever questions you want, whether challenging or not. After all, they are your questions and your answers. Respect the rights of others to either answer or not answer questions.

15. Consider all issues important since someone else does. Don't be snobby about things just because you don't think it's important to you/

16. Label anybody you want by whatever label you want, and accept that you can also be labeled, for everyone can think what they want.

17. Live in fear of whatever you want and be prepared to protect yourself, but leave other people alone.

18. Be patriotic or xenophobic if you want. Be multicultural and phobiaphobic, too. It's your choice.

19. Let the neocons hide behind flags. Let the liberals hide behind everything else. If it's what they want to do, let them.

20. Eat whatever you want. Drink heavily if you want. Become a waste of a human life, if you want. But don't make others pick you up from the gutter if you chose to be there.

21. Step on nobody, and do not allow others to step on you, unless one of you wants to be stepped on.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[masterblaster72 0]

hah! Lo siento Tony, that avatar is all you man.

Be humble, ask questions, listen, learn, follow the golden rule, talk when necessary, and know when to shut the fuck up.

[tmontana 0]

Good. Because jou no wanna go to war wit me. I bury dose cock-a-roaches.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin