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ARGUMENT FROM ORGASM:
She screamed "Oh god, I'm cumming, oh god, oh god..."



This is off-topic, but I am curious... Do some women really say this when they're having an orgasm (other than in porn or any other time that faking might be involved)?



Yes.
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>It is quite a different thing to malign George Bush as it is to malign Almighty God.

And for an atheist who is a Bush supporter, he feels the exact opposite that you do - and his annoyance is as valid as yours. Which is fine. It takes all kinds.

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Are you suggesting that God doesn't have a sense of humor?

If man was made in God's image and man has a sense of humor, then it is quite possible that God also has a sense of humor.

In that case it may be you that is out voted by God.
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Are you suggesting that God doesn't have a sense of humor?



Not when it concerns the taking of his name in vain which I liken to much of this post or the breaking of any of the other 10 Commandments.



Help me understand how his name was taken in vain in this thread.
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Out voted ......by as many as you wish....I have God on my side, and His vote annuls yours and all those who agree with you no matter how many there are.

Bill Cole

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You posts are always so high and mighty. I believe Pride will be your downfall.
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Billvon;;; you thinking it was funny, I can believe...but it doesnt make it funny. It is simply rude blasphemy no matter how one looks at it.



Humor, like beauty, is in the eye of the beholder. If I think something's funny, it's funny to me. That won't necessarily mean it's funny to you.

It was funny to me, not rude blasphemy. Your mileage may vary.

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"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Blasphemy: A contemptuous or profane act, utterance, or writing concerning God or a sacred entity.



So if I don't believe in any gods, and I consider no entities sacred, is it impossible for me to engage in blasphemy?

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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The fact that beer exists is proof enough there is a God. I mean seriously, it can't be more self evident. What further proof do you need? B|



I thought they had that argument somewhere!

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ARGUMENT FROM BEER (III)
(1) Real men like beer.
(2) God allowed real men to make beer.
(3) Therefore, God is real, and likes beer.


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Help me understand how his name was taken in vain in this thread.



ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Stevie Wonder is blind.
(4) Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.



Well that was informative -not :)
Perhaps the problem is that you don't think God is love.

I still stand by my previous post that God has a sense of humor.
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Anyone can make up any kind of rule about any kind of God they wish and say that people everywhere are breaking the rules whether they believe in them or not. I can say that God doesn't want people to watch television, and if you watch television, you are breaking his rules whether you believe in them or not. So, in my mind, they are breaking God's rules. In their mind, they are not.
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So if I don't believe in any gods, and I consider no entities sacred, is it impossible for me to engage in blasphemy?



Yes. Just because you don't believe in God does not mean that he does not exist and that his rules don't apply.



Same goes for the Tooth Fairy :)
(note how I used caps on Tooth Fairy to make sure I show the proper respect) :)
"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy

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Anyone can make up any kind of rule about any kind of God they wish and say that people everywhere are breaking the rules whether they believe in them or not. I can say that God doesn't want people to watch television, and if you watch television, you are breaking his rules whether you believe in them or not. So, in my mind, they are breaking God's rules. In their mind, they are not.



The one's listed in the Bible carry a bit more weight than anyone's personal opinion. Do you think you've kept those?

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ok everyone please do this

next time you exit the aircraft at 14500 feet
look around and ask ..could all this be just a chance event or did something make it.

who has the power to make this.


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LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI)
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